Were you gone because you fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming goose?
And you lack the welcome to fred title
I fell down the chimney onto a flaming goose!
29 December 2003
25 December 2003
God bless us, Everyone!
Alternate ending to a Christmas Carol:
Scrooge: You there! Boy! What day is it?
Boy: Why, Its December 24th!
Scrooge:... then there's still time to change!...Eh, Maybe tomorrow
Scrooge:You there! Boy! What day is it?
boy:Its the 26th of december!
Scrooge: Oh shit... overslept... damn ghosts..
Scrooge:Oy what a night.. Boy! Now what day is it?
different boy: Who, me?
Scrooge: Yes! what day is it?
boy: why, it would be the day after yesterday of course!
Scrooge: And that is?
boy: Yesterday? It was a Tuesday I think.
Scrooge: Making today?...
boy: Well, wednesday, sir!
Scrooge: No, I mean, the date!
boy: date? thats a small fruit that's grown in sub-tropical climates, but what does that have to do with anything?
Scrooge: Bah! Humbug! you idiots aren't worth a lifestyle change!
END!
I fell down the chimney onto a flaming goose!
Scrooge: You there! Boy! What day is it?
Boy: Why, Its December 24th!
Scrooge:... then there's still time to change!...Eh, Maybe tomorrow
Scrooge:You there! Boy! What day is it?
boy:Its the 26th of december!
Scrooge: Oh shit... overslept... damn ghosts..
Scrooge:Oy what a night.. Boy! Now what day is it?
different boy: Who, me?
Scrooge: Yes! what day is it?
boy: why, it would be the day after yesterday of course!
Scrooge: And that is?
boy: Yesterday? It was a Tuesday I think.
Scrooge: Making today?...
boy: Well, wednesday, sir!
Scrooge: No, I mean, the date!
boy: date? thats a small fruit that's grown in sub-tropical climates, but what does that have to do with anything?
Scrooge: Bah! Humbug! you idiots aren't worth a lifestyle change!
END!
I fell down the chimney onto a flaming goose!
24 December 2003
HO. HO. HO.
Now it's my turn to say Merry Christmas, Life Day, Hogswatch, or whatever you celebrate. My dad's family is over at my house right now. That's eleven cousins, ladies and gentlemen, plus aunts and uncles. Fun! I almost got to see LOTR yesterday, but at the last minute, I didn't. So I'm probably seeing it next week.
Marten-- other things that smell bad, if you're still thinking of doing that parody: we had wookiees and Governor Tarkin, but there's also A Tauntaun and The Inside of a Tauntaun.
Enjoy yourself, everybody! That's about all I have to say.
I fell down the chimney onto a flaming goose!
Marten-- other things that smell bad, if you're still thinking of doing that parody: we had wookiees and Governor Tarkin, but there's also A Tauntaun and The Inside of a Tauntaun.
Enjoy yourself, everybody! That's about all I have to say.
I fell down the chimney onto a flaming goose!
The Merry Christian-sons
Nurr. Sorry about the stupid title. Too lazy to think of a good one. Merry Christmas Eve everyone...hopefully you will have a completely uneventful Christmas. :D
I guess I don't have as much to say as I thought. Oh well. Oh, and, Marten, I already do see a psychologist...actually, he's a psychiatrist, so I get meds, too! Yay!
lol, Nathan, your little silly-thing at the end was the super-greatest. I love it. Yay!
Yay!
I guess I don't have as much to say as I thought. Oh well. Oh, and, Marten, I already do see a psychologist...actually, he's a psychiatrist, so I get meds, too! Yay!
lol, Nathan, your little silly-thing at the end was the super-greatest. I love it. Yay!
Yay!
Christmas Bells are Ringing!
Merry Christmas or secular holiday of your choice, everyone!
Sorry I haven't posted lately, but you wouldn't believe how busy I've been. Actually you probably would, but I don't feel like telling you all of it.
Last night we watched The Pajama Game. Ugh... I'm not sure I even want to try out now. And, just like in Oklahoma!, the two best songs were left out of the movie, while plenty of awful and/or pointless ones were left in. Why can't our school do a good musical for once?
It doesn't feel like Christmas eve, namely because I've been to busy with totally non-Christmas-related things to be anticipating it all that much. I haven't finished you guys's Christmas presents yet, either, so don't expect to get them any time near Christmas. Sorry.
In other news, Return of The King ruled! Can't wait for the four and a half hour extended edition. Or five. I hope it's five.
In other, other news, Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol rules! Like a bad lobster!
Well, rotate my vertices and call me a trapezoid!
Sorry I haven't posted lately, but you wouldn't believe how busy I've been. Actually you probably would, but I don't feel like telling you all of it.
Last night we watched The Pajama Game. Ugh... I'm not sure I even want to try out now. And, just like in Oklahoma!, the two best songs were left out of the movie, while plenty of awful and/or pointless ones were left in. Why can't our school do a good musical for once?
It doesn't feel like Christmas eve, namely because I've been to busy with totally non-Christmas-related things to be anticipating it all that much. I haven't finished you guys's Christmas presents yet, either, so don't expect to get them any time near Christmas. Sorry.
In other news, Return of The King ruled! Can't wait for the four and a half hour extended edition. Or five. I hope it's five.
In other, other news, Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol rules! Like a bad lobster!
Well, rotate my vertices and call me a trapezoid!
Winter Wassail Wishes
Ha! A christmas title with only Ws! I've still got it! (X is Next, I may have to cheat)
Anyways, Merry Christmas Eve and happy Winter Holiday to you non Christians. (If we have any; I don't think we do)
I had a very weird dream last night. I became a techie for a scuba-cheerleading squad who traveled around the country in a van. They ended up switching to regular cheerleading and then acting because times evidentally got tough. Then, we were stopped in my hometown and I was taking a walk when I saw my dad at a magazine stand that said Comstock & Comstock & Comstock: Booksellers, Arcade Games, & Fun. I was all like "You started a business without me?" and we was like "Well, you had to run off and join the cheerleading squad." So I said, "Well, why Comstock & Comstock & Comstock instead of Comstock & Sons?" and he replied, "Well, If you'd been here you might have had a say in the naming process. That's about all I remember.
Lord of the Rings was awesome. Particularly the Oliphants. Btw, Trebuchets are in this season, so buy one for your loved ones today. What better way to say I love you than a giant slingshot that shoots fire?
Oh, also I have a girlfriend now, which marks the first time Nathan and I have both had girlfriends simultaneously. I don't think any of you know her, because she's a Craig person.
For my new section, I have self referencing paper of the day, which is "This Is the Title of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times in the Story Itself" also, I encourage you to read "Self Reference, which is linked to at the bottom of "This is the Title"
I fell down the chimney onto a flaming goose!
Anyways, Merry Christmas Eve and happy Winter Holiday to you non Christians. (If we have any; I don't think we do)
I had a very weird dream last night. I became a techie for a scuba-cheerleading squad who traveled around the country in a van. They ended up switching to regular cheerleading and then acting because times evidentally got tough. Then, we were stopped in my hometown and I was taking a walk when I saw my dad at a magazine stand that said Comstock & Comstock & Comstock: Booksellers, Arcade Games, & Fun. I was all like "You started a business without me?" and we was like "Well, you had to run off and join the cheerleading squad." So I said, "Well, why Comstock & Comstock & Comstock instead of Comstock & Sons?" and he replied, "Well, If you'd been here you might have had a say in the naming process. That's about all I remember.
Lord of the Rings was awesome. Particularly the Oliphants. Btw, Trebuchets are in this season, so buy one for your loved ones today. What better way to say I love you than a giant slingshot that shoots fire?
Oh, also I have a girlfriend now, which marks the first time Nathan and I have both had girlfriends simultaneously. I don't think any of you know her, because she's a Craig person.
For my new section, I have self referencing paper of the day, which is "This Is the Title of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times in the Story Itself" also, I encourage you to read "Self Reference, which is linked to at the bottom of "This is the Title"
I fell down the chimney onto a flaming goose!
23 December 2003
Hes feeding ducks by the pond
Sophia, I think you have a problem with the fact that nobody would mind. I think you should see a psychologist. You're too sexy for your mental health
MICHAEL! STOP DOUBLE POSTING!
I fell down the chimney onto a flaming goose!
MICHAEL! STOP DOUBLE POSTING!
I fell down the chimney onto a flaming goose!
22 December 2003
Like a Mother
Mleh to you, Michael. I'll say what I say and do what I do. Word. lol just kidding. Sorry, just posted a ghetto Christmas poem on my diary and the ghetto-ness is contageous. Just wanted to wish everyone happy (insert holiday here)! I hope everyone has a good holiday and a good break.
You guys' phobias are silly. I'm slightly arachnaphobic and claustrophobic...but not to the point of whatever. I suppose I am a little afraid of going into the guys' bathroom, but I think that's just funny cuz it's not like they'd mind if there was a girl in their bathroom, right? Oh, and, Marten, I hate that feeling...that your fly is unzipped...I always triple check before leaving the bathroom, just to make sure that I'm not showing everyone my pink polka-dotted underwear. Not that they'd mind. Again. oh well. bye.
Wacky is filling your car's gas tank with 3-octane gasoline. Absurd is filling your car's tank with a ferret.
You guys' phobias are silly. I'm slightly arachnaphobic and claustrophobic...but not to the point of whatever. I suppose I am a little afraid of going into the guys' bathroom, but I think that's just funny cuz it's not like they'd mind if there was a girl in their bathroom, right? Oh, and, Marten, I hate that feeling...that your fly is unzipped...I always triple check before leaving the bathroom, just to make sure that I'm not showing everyone my pink polka-dotted underwear. Not that they'd mind. Again. oh well. bye.
Wacky is filling your car's gas tank with 3-octane gasoline. Absurd is filling your car's tank with a ferret.
21 December 2003
Insert Rincewind quote. Maybe I'll fix it when I remember one
I have the same fears about bathrooms, only after I've used it, I have the horrible feeling that I forgot to zip my fly. On the matter of phones, I'm mostly scared to use them at all.
Wacky is filling your car's gas tank with 3-octane gasoline. Absurd is filling your car's tank with a ferret.
Wacky is filling your car's gas tank with 3-octane gasoline. Absurd is filling your car's tank with a ferret.
Vexing Visions
None of my phobias have names. When you see the giant list of Phobias, it's hard to imagine they left any out , but mine are very obscure.
The first one is the irrational fear that I've just walked into the wrong bathroom, characterized by repeatedly poking my head out the door to check the sign and occasionally leaving the stall door slightly open so I can see urinals. (I realize some of you may not have wanted to know that, but when I'm ranting it's hard to stop)
My second and much worse fear is talking to answering machines. They're horribly misnamed, because they don't answer. They talk, beep, and then just listen silently. The worst part is, unlike people, they remember everything they hear perfectly. Once you've said it, there's no taking it back.
So, normally, if I call someone and the answering machine picks up, I hang up immediately in fear. Sometimes, though, you just have to reach someone. In these cases I'll leave a message. I'll start talking, but the silence on the other end makes me uncomfortable, and I start rambling to fill the silence, until I've forgotten what I was gonna say, at which point I start mumbling and hang up. After I've hung up, I realize how awful it sounds and call back in order to apologize for the first message and say what I need to say, but this doesn't always work as planned either. So, anyone I call and leave a message for thinks I'm a gibbering idiot, and it's all the fault of those dram answering machines.
Anyway, if any of you know or would like to make up names for those, please let me know.
In other news, Tales is updated. Reply to Michael's e-mail already. I want to change my links to 5-minute Voyager and Triangle and Robert (I'd forgotten how raunchy PWOT was). And please, please help me think of a new title scheme. Time is running out!
Wacky is filling your car's gas tank with 3-octane gasoline. Absurd is filling your car's tank with a ferret. (This is from T&R btw)
The first one is the irrational fear that I've just walked into the wrong bathroom, characterized by repeatedly poking my head out the door to check the sign and occasionally leaving the stall door slightly open so I can see urinals. (I realize some of you may not have wanted to know that, but when I'm ranting it's hard to stop)
My second and much worse fear is talking to answering machines. They're horribly misnamed, because they don't answer. They talk, beep, and then just listen silently. The worst part is, unlike people, they remember everything they hear perfectly. Once you've said it, there's no taking it back.
So, normally, if I call someone and the answering machine picks up, I hang up immediately in fear. Sometimes, though, you just have to reach someone. In these cases I'll leave a message. I'll start talking, but the silence on the other end makes me uncomfortable, and I start rambling to fill the silence, until I've forgotten what I was gonna say, at which point I start mumbling and hang up. After I've hung up, I realize how awful it sounds and call back in order to apologize for the first message and say what I need to say, but this doesn't always work as planned either. So, anyone I call and leave a message for thinks I'm a gibbering idiot, and it's all the fault of those dram answering machines.
Anyway, if any of you know or would like to make up names for those, please let me know.
In other news, Tales is updated. Reply to Michael's e-mail already. I want to change my links to 5-minute Voyager and Triangle and Robert (I'd forgotten how raunchy PWOT was). And please, please help me think of a new title scheme. Time is running out!
Wacky is filling your car's gas tank with 3-octane gasoline. Absurd is filling your car's tank with a ferret. (This is from T&R btw)
20 December 2003
Everyone becomes a radical at some point. Its the extreme Puritans we need to worry about
i was thinking about people of different religions, and people of no religion, and how that relates to me. I have quite a few friends of different religions, and i thought about free will. We obviously have the right not to believe in God, or Jesus. Otherwise we wouldn't have free will. Also, how could people of different religions believe so adamantly in there own as I do in mine if there weren't some truth in it? In general moral belief, all religions are pretty much the same. I mean, generally one doesn't hear of actual satan worshiping religions, becasue they'd be out killing everyone including themselves. Of course, if you worshipped satan, you proobably would belive in God and Jesus, you'd just be on the opposite side. What we do hear about are Extreme Puritans, or terrorists. They aren't always Muslims, they just are currently. I'm not quite sure where i was going with all this, but its a random thought that hit me. Discuss.
Wacky is filling your car's gas tank with 3-octane gasoline. Absurd is filling your car's tank with a ferret.
Wacky is filling your car's gas tank with 3-octane gasoline. Absurd is filling your car's tank with a ferret.
19 December 2003
Wack-fol-a-diddle etc!
You guys! I just got accepted to Hanover College, my number one choice for the college I want to go to!! :)
And today in AP Lit Mrs. Grabill read us The Polar Express, one of my favorite story of all time!
And it's Break!
And Christmas is soon!
Yay!!
Does my sexiness offend you?
And today in AP Lit Mrs. Grabill read us The Polar Express, one of my favorite story of all time!
And it's Break!
And Christmas is soon!
Yay!!
Does my sexiness offend you?
16 December 2003
Mis Hermanos
lol man, my band names are really sucking. The past three have been "The Men" "The Women" and this one is "My Brothers". lol all in Spanish, of course. They're latino bands. nurr.
anyways, this should probably have a point, huh? OH! BYE LARA!!!!!
Now...what else...today was my first day in stage tech since last monday! Yay! not really...but I took the test anyway and I'm positive I passed. Prolly got an A, knowing me. I'm such a nerd. :D
lalalalalalalalalalala. Oh! I started making my ChRiStMaS presents today! YAY!
I really need to stop writing this post, it's irritatingly random and pointless. So...bye all!
Does my sexiness offend you?
anyways, this should probably have a point, huh? OH! BYE LARA!!!!!
Now...what else...today was my first day in stage tech since last monday! Yay! not really...but I took the test anyway and I'm positive I passed. Prolly got an A, knowing me. I'm such a nerd. :D
lalalalalalalalalalala. Oh! I started making my ChRiStMaS presents today! YAY!
I really need to stop writing this post, it's irritatingly random and pointless. So...bye all!
Does my sexiness offend you?
15 December 2003
so long! farewell! aufweidersein! goodbye!
I post to say goodbye to all you weird bloggy people. *hugs all* I love you! I will ne'er see you again! *weeping sounds*
Oh, well now thats over *wipes nose* I might still read the blog but I wont post much anymore!! Bye!!Toodloo!!
Does my sexiness offend you?
Oh, well now thats over *wipes nose* I might still read the blog but I wont post much anymore!! Bye!!Toodloo!!
Does my sexiness offend you?
14 December 2003
Las Mujeres
I think that's the right adjective...oh well. Dude, where is that quote from? The siggy? BECAUSE I HAVE HEARD IT BEFORE!!! omg. this is going to drive me bonkers. Anyways, I'm coming to school tomorrow. I promise. You'll just have to listen to me cough all day. lol I guess the only person I'm really talking to right now is Marten since he's the only one who I see regularly throughout the day. I suppose I do see Erin in the mornings, though, and Thomas sometimes, too. So I am talking to them as well. Okay, sorry, I'm gonna go sleep...cya.
Does my sexiness offend you?
Does my sexiness offend you?
13 December 2003
The MJN Tri-Post of unparalleled randomness
HAH! This means crab cakes taste good!
So, I want to girate Sophia's sexy, lascivious toes. I also have giraffes in my car. (What is a giraffe's latin dance?) If you give Thomas corn fritters, he'll bomb Ohio. Don't. Universal translators pickle cheesecake. Smile properly. If you ever smile improperly, Lord Ted von Ob will be grumpy. Erin subjugated Wisconsin last Christmas. Santa Clause was hungry, so Canada provided Lara. Someone put Laurenec Fishburen's mushroom into someone else's navel. My Sharona has a naval rank of admiral. The farmer Michael plays in the dell computers.
THE (AARDVARKS REAR) END.
Does my sexiness offend you?
So, I want to girate Sophia's sexy, lascivious toes. I also have giraffes in my car. (What is a giraffe's latin dance?) If you give Thomas corn fritters, he'll bomb Ohio. Don't. Universal translators pickle cheesecake. Smile properly. If you ever smile improperly, Lord Ted von Ob will be grumpy. Erin subjugated Wisconsin last Christmas. Santa Clause was hungry, so Canada provided Lara. Someone put Laurenec Fishburen's mushroom into someone else's navel. My Sharona has a naval rank of admiral. The farmer Michael plays in the dell computers.
THE (AARDVARKS REAR) END.
Does my sexiness offend you?
10 December 2003
Undeserving underwear urchins
Shout-out to the nice lunch lady at LN. The one in the Taco line, with the accent. She always brightens my day.
Debate!
It's a wonderful thing. We had one today first period and I crushed the opposition (namely Nathan). I'm curious, Marten. Who else reads the blog but doesn't write? (besides Ryan).
In terms of the Thomas situation, anytime you see that he's online, IM him with
Post on the Blog! every five seconds. If we all do this, he'll have no choice but to comply. Do not, however, use the same strategy with me and Corndog.
In other news, I'm ditching MMtto??? as a section, and I'm going to add something new. Right now I'm going with random capitalized comment of the entry. This one is:
ARGLE BLARGLE IS NOT MY CHICKEN'S NAME, SO STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY SPLEEN!
With any luck, they'll get progressively more random.
Michael, explain this shoutout to me please.
Sophia, good luck with that I guess, and I hope you feel better, too.
Marten, nice endy thingy
Finally, Why in the Hellenistic era doesn't the blog link to Tales, yet!?!?
Good Lord, there's a modem in my shoe!
Debate!
It's a wonderful thing. We had one today first period and I crushed the opposition (namely Nathan). I'm curious, Marten. Who else reads the blog but doesn't write? (besides Ryan).
In terms of the Thomas situation, anytime you see that he's online, IM him with
Post on the Blog! every five seconds. If we all do this, he'll have no choice but to comply. Do not, however, use the same strategy with me and Corndog.
In other news, I'm ditching MMtto??? as a section, and I'm going to add something new. Right now I'm going with random capitalized comment of the entry. This one is:
ARGLE BLARGLE IS NOT MY CHICKEN'S NAME, SO STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY SPLEEN!
With any luck, they'll get progressively more random.
Michael, explain this shoutout to me please.
Sophia, good luck with that I guess, and I hope you feel better, too.
Marten, nice endy thingy
Finally, Why in the Hellenistic era doesn't the blog link to Tales, yet!?!?
Good Lord, there's a modem in my shoe!
09 December 2003
DIE HERETIC!
I blame Mr. Hall for everything. He made me lose debate. We should have a party at the end of the six weeks when we no longer have to deal with him.
I'm a Thespian!
Thomas is playing games. and hes lazy. and his life is boring. Post something!
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
I'm a Thespian!
Thomas is playing games. and hes lazy. and his life is boring. Post something!
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
Los Hombres
Marten:Maybe I have been different. I can't tell anymore. I think that the fact that I'm super pmsing *I know ya'll didn't want to know that, but figured it might explain something*, and suspect that I have the flu might just have put enough stress on me to act like a major bitch. I don't know. I'm sorry for doing whatever I did and for having a hard time. Please forgive me.
Michael:Thanks for standing up for me...I think...lol I didn't really understand what you were doing with that post, but I recognized that you were telling Marten off just as much as you were telling me off. So thank you.
Nathan:yeah, as you can tell, girls are weird. We're all weird. It's just part of our physiology...I'm surprised there isn't a specific gene that makes a specific protein (Woo hoo Mr. Lamishaw's class!) that makes us stranger than you. Who knows. But, yeah, it's the whole "I want what I can't have" mindset that's making these chicks *did I just say chicks?!* swoon over you. and I'm happy that you're happy with Ashley! :D
Michael:Thanks for standing up for me...I think...lol I didn't really understand what you were doing with that post, but I recognized that you were telling Marten off just as much as you were telling me off. So thank you.
Nathan:yeah, as you can tell, girls are weird. We're all weird. It's just part of our physiology...I'm surprised there isn't a specific gene that makes a specific protein (Woo hoo Mr. Lamishaw's class!) that makes us stranger than you. Who knows. But, yeah, it's the whole "I want what I can't have" mindset that's making these chicks *did I just say chicks?!* swoon over you. and I'm happy that you're happy with Ashley! :D
08 December 2003
Angua has no sex on duty
Michael:This is not just a personal vendetta against one action by Sophia, this is a late reaction to a month of on and off bitchy behavior
Sophia: I'm sorry if I've offended you, but you really have been different, and I'm not the only person around you that's noticed, but whether this is just a stupid Marten Paranoia thing or not, I'd like to keep it offline. I'd also appreciate it if you didn't blatantly insult my friends online.
Nate: um... yeah.... girls are weird.
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
Sophia: I'm sorry if I've offended you, but you really have been different, and I'm not the only person around you that's noticed, but whether this is just a stupid Marten Paranoia thing or not, I'd like to keep it offline. I'd also appreciate it if you didn't blatantly insult my friends online.
Nate: um... yeah.... girls are weird.
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
A Miracle Would Happen
I've figured out how my luck with girls works! It's not that they don't pay any attention to me at all. It's just that they do it in clumps! Whenever I commit myself to a relationship, it seems 2 or 3 incredibly attractive girls who never payed me any attention before start hanging all over me and pouring out there hearts to me, because now I have to tell them to stop. There was Sarah and Sasha, and now that I'm so happy with Ashley, of course a really hot girl starts talking to me about how lonely she is and how I'm the only nice person there. Mind you, given an actual choice between those two, I would have chosen Ashley anyway, but I still wish that sort of thing would happen to me when I'm single.
Sorry if I bore you, that's my life.
And that's it. I'm going back to bed.
Sorry if I bore you, that's my life.
And that's it. I'm going back to bed.
06 December 2003
grrrrrrrr again
Marten-Why don't you just kick me off? And it's not that I'm any different from before, it's just you're noticing that I'm quite the bitch. I decided to "edit" that one myself so you didn't have to take the time out of your schedule to do it for me. You're welcome.
Michael-That quote was pretty funny.
Nathan-That looked pretty interesting to me...lol, the title of your musical cracks me up. :D
Michael-That quote was pretty funny.
Nathan-That looked pretty interesting to me...lol, the title of your musical cracks me up. :D
Wheeled Horses
This is a parody I just finished from our hypothetical musical A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Ithaca. To the tune of the Stones' "Wild Horses". Enjoy!
Gods in heaven, it’s easy to do
The things you wanted, we sacrificed them to you
Immortal Lady, you know who I am,
You know you can’t let me lose to Priam
All our forces, couldn’t get into Troy
All our forces, couldn’t get into Troy
You’ve watched us suffer, fighting in vain,
Helen is still there, inside their domain
No sweeping exits from enemy lines
Could make us feel bitter and leave her behind
Men and horses, could get lost in the fray
All our forces, still would not go away
I know I’ve dreamed of getting inside
And Meneleaus, would get back his bride
Walls would be broken, Tears would be cried
All of the Trojans, soon will have died
Large, Wheeled horses could get us into Troy
Large, Wheeled horses could get us into Troy
Large, Wheeled horse, could get us into Troy
Trojan forces, we soon would destroy
To be perfectly honest, Jonah came up with the idea and part of one of the verses. It's still sort of a work in progress, so any suggestions would be appreciated.
And that's it. I'm going back to bed.
Gods in heaven, it’s easy to do
The things you wanted, we sacrificed them to you
Immortal Lady, you know who I am,
You know you can’t let me lose to Priam
All our forces, couldn’t get into Troy
All our forces, couldn’t get into Troy
You’ve watched us suffer, fighting in vain,
Helen is still there, inside their domain
No sweeping exits from enemy lines
Could make us feel bitter and leave her behind
Men and horses, could get lost in the fray
All our forces, still would not go away
I know I’ve dreamed of getting inside
And Meneleaus, would get back his bride
Walls would be broken, Tears would be cried
All of the Trojans, soon will have died
Large, Wheeled horses could get us into Troy
Large, Wheeled horses could get us into Troy
Large, Wheeled horse, could get us into Troy
Trojan forces, we soon would destroy
To be perfectly honest, Jonah came up with the idea and part of one of the verses. It's still sort of a work in progress, so any suggestions would be appreciated.
And that's it. I'm going back to bed.
05 December 2003
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
I hate Ryan Hagan.[Sophia, this is hardly the place. What's with you this past month? I don't generally edit like this, but this is utterly inappropriate. You really need to calm down.------Marten
PS Ryan does read this regularly]
what's the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
PS Ryan does read this regularly]
what's the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
A little light lit up saying please dont press this button again
I kinda meant for this blog to be somewhat socratic, but it never happened. Started to with the Time thread, but it died.
Jonahs new title scheme should be things that sound like attacks from animes! You know, in those action sequence thingies when They say the name of the attack?Like Hipster Flare. (Its a kind of pants that lara has and I thought it sounded like sumthin from digimon)
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
Jonahs new title scheme should be things that sound like attacks from animes! You know, in those action sequence thingies when They say the name of the attack?Like Hipster Flare. (Its a kind of pants that lara has and I thought it sounded like sumthin from digimon)
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
Do you mean to tell me that there was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
In case some people haven't heard me say this yet, go see Love Actually! Great movie. Not just one happy ending-- but lots!
This weekend I am finishing college and Prelude applications, studying for precal test, working on research paper, memorizing my lines as queen of the trees, and making elf hats. Hopefully somewhere in there I will fall unconscious and not wake up until December 20.
I am six lines away from being finished with my latest parody, "At the End of the Day- Naboo Style!"
I have a horrible suspicion that, were there to be an online Socrates Cafe, I wouldn't have enough time to attend.
Jonah's blank entry leads me to suspect that he may be the Phantom Menace. I have a bad feeling about this...
Segue to Erin's Fanfiction Recommendation of the Week ("You might not care, but I do."): The Shifty Troublemaker, a TPM parody on fanfiction.net. This piece is very clever: frequent references are made to George's quest for more money through spectacular marketing and his love affair with impressive CGI creations such as Jar Jar and the Wizard Eopies, not to mention the Lego (tm) Podracers. Anakin has tourette's. Coruscant is one giant disco bash. Qui-Gon loves his drugs and perhaps a certain young Scot. This fanfic is the origin of the infamous penguin line. Need I say more?
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
This weekend I am finishing college and Prelude applications, studying for precal test, working on research paper, memorizing my lines as queen of the trees, and making elf hats. Hopefully somewhere in there I will fall unconscious and not wake up until December 20.
I am six lines away from being finished with my latest parody, "At the End of the Day- Naboo Style!"
I have a horrible suspicion that, were there to be an online Socrates Cafe, I wouldn't have enough time to attend.
Jonah's blank entry leads me to suspect that he may be the Phantom Menace. I have a bad feeling about this...
Segue to Erin's Fanfiction Recommendation of the Week ("You might not care, but I do."): The Shifty Troublemaker, a TPM parody on fanfiction.net. This piece is very clever: frequent references are made to George's quest for more money through spectacular marketing and his love affair with impressive CGI creations such as Jar Jar and the Wizard Eopies, not to mention the Lego (tm) Podracers. Anakin has tourette's. Coruscant is one giant disco bash. Qui-Gon loves his drugs and perhaps a certain young Scot. This fanfic is the origin of the infamous penguin line. Need I say more?
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
To Life!
I love drama! More on that later.
I would be scared if Michael were president of anything. More on that would be superfluous.
I think an online socrates cafe would not work at all. everyone would be talking at once and so the discussion would be somewhat stunted. That happens on all chat rooms and I doubt this one would be any different. So for now I'm gonna say no. Even if Christen's there, seeing as I have a girlfriendwith whom I'm quite happy.
Ok, Drama. Today in our scene groups we all got the same scene, but we had to figure out what the somewhat cryptic dialogue was about, and make up motions to go along with it. It was really fun.
I have four essays to write. That makes me sad ):
But Drama, Ashley and the fact that it smells like Christmas make me happy (:
Jonah: How about AB, then AC, then AD, etc. either in the first word or the first and second?
I would be scared if Michael were president of anything. More on that would be superfluous.
I think an online socrates cafe would not work at all. everyone would be talking at once and so the discussion would be somewhat stunted. That happens on all chat rooms and I doubt this one would be any different. So for now I'm gonna say no. Even if Christen's there, seeing as I have a girlfriendwith whom I'm quite happy.
Ok, Drama. Today in our scene groups we all got the same scene, but we had to figure out what the somewhat cryptic dialogue was about, and make up motions to go along with it. It was really fun.
I have four essays to write. That makes me sad ):
But Drama, Ashley and the fact that it smells like Christmas make me happy (:
Jonah: How about AB, then AC, then AD, etc. either in the first word or the first and second?
04 December 2003
Tentative titular tangle
The end is near! Z is fast approaching, and the end of my title scheme with it. My options are:
Switch to numbers (Very Difficult)
Use double letters (Difficult unless I'm posting about different sizes of batteries or BB guns)
Start over at A (Boring)
Make up a totally new scheme (Conceptually painful- I stand to lose my alphabetical identity)
So, as you can see, they all have disadvantages, so your suggestions would be appreciated.
Second, the blank page. When I saw it, I thought it was either the stupidest or most brilliant thing I'd ever seen. But I didn't want to dis it without trying it, so I made a blank post. And it was refreshing. If nothing else, it stimulated conversation.
Sophia - That sounds like a great idea, but for me a big part of Socrates Cafe was being on a coffee high, so I don't know how much I'd enjoy the discussion without it. Out of curiosity, how is Guthrie limiting the numbers?
Fourth order of business, my life is crazy. Just for fun, I'm going to list all of the things that contribute to that.
Band Things
Marching band Fiesta Bowl Prep
Pep Band rehearsals and games
ISSMA Solo and Ensemble contest
Concert band concert in a week
Church Things
Choir cantata and rehearsals
Pagaent and rehearsal(s)
Youth Group (Tiny Tim)
Brass Quintet
Brass duet with Thomas
School Things
Book Report/ Reading of book for World History
Debate in Lyceum
Next issue of North Star
Regular Homework
Other Things
Speech
Supporting the craziness of others (attending choir, orchestra concerts)
Eating
Sleeping
Trying to have a social life
Wow, 18. That's more than I would have thought. Anyway, that's pretty crazy, so if I don't post again before January, that's why.
What's the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
Switch to numbers (Very Difficult)
Use double letters (Difficult unless I'm posting about different sizes of batteries or BB guns)
Start over at A (Boring)
Make up a totally new scheme (Conceptually painful- I stand to lose my alphabetical identity)
So, as you can see, they all have disadvantages, so your suggestions would be appreciated.
Second, the blank page. When I saw it, I thought it was either the stupidest or most brilliant thing I'd ever seen. But I didn't want to dis it without trying it, so I made a blank post. And it was refreshing. If nothing else, it stimulated conversation.
Sophia - That sounds like a great idea, but for me a big part of Socrates Cafe was being on a coffee high, so I don't know how much I'd enjoy the discussion without it. Out of curiosity, how is Guthrie limiting the numbers?
Fourth order of business, my life is crazy. Just for fun, I'm going to list all of the things that contribute to that.
Band Things
Marching band Fiesta Bowl Prep
Pep Band rehearsals and games
ISSMA Solo and Ensemble contest
Concert band concert in a week
Church Things
Choir cantata and rehearsals
Pagaent and rehearsal(s)
Youth Group (Tiny Tim)
Brass Quintet
Brass duet with Thomas
School Things
Book Report/ Reading of book for World History
Debate in Lyceum
Next issue of North Star
Regular Homework
Other Things
Speech
Supporting the craziness of others (attending choir, orchestra concerts)
Eating
Sleeping
Trying to have a social life
Wow, 18. That's more than I would have thought. Anyway, that's pretty crazy, so if I don't post again before January, that's why.
What's the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
Incubi
lol, I thought Jonah's intentionally-left-blank post was quite refreshing. :D
Now, I was struck with a brilliant idea and was wondering if you all would be interested in joining/helping me. Since Guthrie started limiting the number of people allowed to attend Socrates' Cafe, not everyone can go. Which super-sucks. So I was thinking that maybe if we started an INTERNET Socrates' Cafe, more people could join and we could have a more interesting, philosophical time on the internet! So I propose a Socrates' Cafe CHATROOM! Who's with me?!
Oh, and, Michael, that date is my mommy's birthday! Just fyi!
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
Now, I was struck with a brilliant idea and was wondering if you all would be interested in joining/helping me. Since Guthrie started limiting the number of people allowed to attend Socrates' Cafe, not everyone can go. Which super-sucks. So I was thinking that maybe if we started an INTERNET Socrates' Cafe, more people could join and we could have a more interesting, philosophical time on the internet! So I propose a Socrates' Cafe CHATROOM! Who's with me?!
Oh, and, Michael, that date is my mommy's birthday! Just fyi!
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if your not supposed to use it on your lap?
mmmmmyep.
Jonah, that was stupid.
It had no point! Why bring blank pages back to the internet? It can't be relaxing, as starring at a computer screen, blank or not, is bad for your eyes.
Good Lord, there's a modem in my shoe!
It had no point! Why bring blank pages back to the internet? It can't be relaxing, as starring at a computer screen, blank or not, is bad for your eyes.
Good Lord, there's a modem in my shoe!
03 December 2003
Fan-dabba-doseys!
lol, great day, today. Yeah. I was really super-dooper hyper. :D Marten knows. Anyways, Michael, your day sounds pretty awesome cept for the whole impaling thing! I wish I had talked about Napoleon's penis in Japanese! That'd been so super fun! hahahhhahaha. I'm done. bye.
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if you're not supposed to use it on your lap?
Whats the point of calling it a laptop if you're not supposed to use it on your lap?
02 December 2003
Children will listen
Ok, here we go. From Jonah's list, a question about an interesting topic.
Why is history so Eurocentric?
I'm really enjoying world history, despite Mrs. Layman and Spodek. You know why? Because, while I'm not getting a balanced perspective, I'm finally getting enough of one to see Europians for what they really are: fakes, thiefs, rip-offs. Ungrateful, and often down right mean. I had no idea how much revisionist history I'd been absorbing. Europeans have only been the big players for maybe six hundred years. The Chinese empire lasted like four times that long. Dar Al Islam lasted almost twice that long. But what do we learn about as kids? The last 200 years. The ones that involve America. Maybe a little about Europe.
I've been thinking a lot about my career plans, and I think I want to major in Medievil history and minor in theatre. I'll probably still end up a teacher, but if I must teach, I'd rather teach history, and try and help kids get a somewhat better rounded view of the world. Especially Islam. If I were them, I'd be mad to.
Why is history so Eurocentric?
I'm really enjoying world history, despite Mrs. Layman and Spodek. You know why? Because, while I'm not getting a balanced perspective, I'm finally getting enough of one to see Europians for what they really are: fakes, thiefs, rip-offs. Ungrateful, and often down right mean. I had no idea how much revisionist history I'd been absorbing. Europeans have only been the big players for maybe six hundred years. The Chinese empire lasted like four times that long. Dar Al Islam lasted almost twice that long. But what do we learn about as kids? The last 200 years. The ones that involve America. Maybe a little about Europe.
I've been thinking a lot about my career plans, and I think I want to major in Medievil history and minor in theatre. I'll probably still end up a teacher, but if I must teach, I'd rather teach history, and try and help kids get a somewhat better rounded view of the world. Especially Islam. If I were them, I'd be mad to.
Reaffirming right reports
There was a mass suicide and I wasn't invited? Gasp!
Anyway, I'm in Journalism SRT, and I'm supposed to be silent reading. Anyway, I think people aren't posting because they don't know what to say. So, I'm taking it upon myself to reaffirm what the blog is for.
-- Posting interesting developements in your life that are not gossipy or girl/boy crazy.
-- Posting Philosophical quandaries about random or interesting topics, like time or love.
-- Relating interesting facts about stuff like cod or England
-- Posting amusing anecdotes (funny is good)
-- Convorsations!!!
-- Suggestions for improving the blog, or for other bloggers, like this one.
You all have atleast one of these in your head now, so post. Or face the consequences.
It's okay! I had Subway!
Anyway, I'm in Journalism SRT, and I'm supposed to be silent reading. Anyway, I think people aren't posting because they don't know what to say. So, I'm taking it upon myself to reaffirm what the blog is for.
-- Posting interesting developements in your life that are not gossipy or girl/boy crazy.
-- Posting Philosophical quandaries about random or interesting topics, like time or love.
-- Relating interesting facts about stuff like cod or England
-- Posting amusing anecdotes (funny is good)
-- Convorsations!!!
-- Suggestions for improving the blog, or for other bloggers, like this one.
You all have atleast one of these in your head now, so post. Or face the consequences.
It's okay! I had Subway!
01 December 2003
MoM-ers
lol, since that made no sense what-so-ever...anyways, I KNOW WHO I'M GOING TO BE FOR MEETING OF MINDS!! :D I'm gonna be "Bloody" Mary I of England...daughter of Henry VIII!!! How exciting is that?! I just wanted to share that with you all. And, yes, Michael, there's a very large protest against something really stupid...that's why no one else has posted. It's just you and me. lol :D
It's okay! I had Subway!
It's okay! I had Subway!
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