Motivator!

You were with Andre' last night! GIRL, HE RAPED YOU!

He deserves better treatment than to be obliged to read any more of my works.

After a lot of thinking and deliberating, I have come to the difficult decision that I am going to discontinue my story blog, Notebook Mythology.

The simple fact of the matter is, nobody was reading it. Nobody intended to read it unless I forced them to. I don't really blame anyone for this. I am the only person who reads and comments on anyone else's story blogs in a regular and timely manner. It would be silly for me to read and comment on my own blog; I already know what it says. Sadly, this left no one to read and comment for me.

I don't wish to spend any more of my time updating a blog for my own amusement. I can more easily write something for my own amusement and NOT post it. So that is what I intend to do. I had hoped through Notebook to get some feedback on my writing, and occasionally some help and suggestions on things I wanted to post elsewhere. I have learned through this experiment that I will need to go elsewhere for that feedback. I'm okay with that.

Thanks to the people who did occasionally read and comment.

I'm going to go eat lunch now.

You were with Andre' last night! GIRL, HE RAPED YOU!

Battle Monsters!

Nathan is a Giant Blob that seeks Nuclear Power Stations, spits Jets of Water, and has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, Suckers on its Feet, a Computer for a Brain and four Extra Limbs. Strength: 9 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 5 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Nathan, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Nathan using Strength Agility Intelligence

You were with Andre' last night! GIRL, HE RAPED YOU!

You don't know what you're talking about. You're not very smart, and the things you say are nonsense. And I'm not angry, but you do need to shut up.

I'm done working at a barbecue! No more stupid customers who don't listen to you when you tell them they have to order at the cash register, no more assholes trying to get free stuff, no more drunken rich people walking in five minutes before closing! No more closing! No more riddles, no more quests! Wait, wrong show. But anyway, I'm finished. I don't know if I can ever go into another restaraunt again, though, after seeing it from the other side. It's like people want you to mess up. There's a little twinkle in their eyes whenever you forget the smallest thing, and a slight look of disappointment when you get it right. They like complaining at you, because they can't yell at anyone else, and they might get something for free. It's like everytime I put that hat on, my humanity comes off, and I'm just a meat chopping, table cleaning, dish washing machine. And if working in a restaraunt is bad, then working in a restaraunt in Carmel is a million times worse. They already look down on you as it is. And, oh god, the kids. This profession makes me hate children, and hate their parents for giving them soda. But I'm done! I'm finished! Now instead of burning myself on hot pork, I'll electrocute myself for twice as much money!

You were with Andre' last night! GIRL, HE RAPED YOU!

Orange-flavored Starbursts(TM)

The celebration post is finally up! I had to make it three posts to get the picture in, it's ridiculously long and ridiculously late but it tries to explain it's lateness comically at least. I hope you like it because that post is my heart and soul (and yours' too, since I gave you all the opportunity to write some words of your own - and some of you wrote quite a few). I editorialized a bit and changed references to writing or typing to references to speaking for flow reasons, but your speeches are pretty much in tact. Please comment to validate my hard work and sacrifice. Oh and if MICHAEL hadn't been in TEXAS it would have been like three days earlier, just FYI.

BTW, You might get some of the jokes better if you go back and find the older celebration posts. But maybe you have good memories.

English Nobility incest is fun; it's like instead of sibling rivalry, they have sex!

Oh, I'm sorry. I have a tendency for startling people like that. It's probably from training with Batman.

Lots of things have happened, and I haven't had time to post. I shall list the happenings in numercial order, wherein the numbers don't actually mean anything in relation to what ever happened.

1) I found a new webcomic. It's funny.
2) I finished building my first lightsaber. It's awesome.
3) My grandfather died. My mom's an orphan, and I'm reading a Polonius quote at the funeral service on Saturday. I'd say more about that, but it's kind of weird. He used to bring us peaches.
4) My van has died. I can either revive it for 600-800gp and continue to save for a better used car than I can afford right now, or I can buy a not-too-terrible car with my thousand or so that I've saved to this point.
5) I'm starting a new job a week from Monday. It will be full time, 7:00-3:00 for 11 something an hour, five days a week. I will be assisting some journeyman electricians to instal PA systems in schools, and other such assignments. I will recieve union benefits.
6) I posted a parody to one day more on untitled, it was supposed to be posted a long time ago, but I didn't have time. It's kind of funny.
7) I am Rohna, a hotel manager in Grand Hotel.
8) I graduated. Almost forgot this one.

So basically, I'm excited for a bunch of things this summer, but also sad that I am going to be very busy. While doing all the stuff I'm doing, I have to continue to send various bits of information to Wooster, and apply for various private scholarships. I'm hoping to get atleast a couple thousand through a bunch of essay scholarships I'm applying for. I'm definitely looking forward to Standing Stone. I need a real break.

English Nobility incest is fun; it's like instead of sibling rivalry, they have sex!