To what floating waffle do you refer? ~AZWP

I would just like to say how much I love the thirty-second button on my microwave. It's so darn convenient!

Did the mean nuns pick on you?

?-$-&-%-/

Behold, the ultimate game of telephone... or something

The Squid3188: ONINON RINGS
The Squid3188: *ONION RINGS
The Squid3188: OPINION RINGS
The Squid3188: OPINION RUNGS
The Squid3188: OPINION RUGS
The Squid3188: OPENING RUGS
The Squid3188: OPENING RAGS
The Squid3188: OPENING RAGE
Trekker7474: Opium race?
The Squid3188: Opium Rain
The Squid3188: O, Peon Rain
Trekker7474: O, Pee on rail
The Squid3188: Opie on Reel
The Squid3188: Opie Unreal
Trekker7474: O, Pie Unreal?
Trekker7474: Oh, Pie Unraveled
The Squid3188: Oh, Pay Unraveled
The Squid3188: Oh, pay un navel
Trekker7474: Oh, pay on Novel?
Trekker7474: No pay on Novel?
The Squid3188: No Pain on Novel
The Squid3188: No Paint on Novel
Trekker7474: Know paint on no veal
The Squid3188: Know pants on no veal
Trekker7474: Know pants on no vole
The Squid3188: Know Pants and Know Voles
Trekker7474: Now pants and not voles
Trekker7474: Now pants are not voles
The Squid3188: New pants are not voles
The Squid3188: New pants are not for voles
Trekker7474: New plants are not for voles
The Squid3188: Gnu plants are not four voles
Trekker7474: Gnu plants are not for viles
Trekker7474: Gnu pliant knots for villas
The Squid3188: Gun pliant knots 4 villians
The Squid3188: Gun violent plots for nillians
Trekker7474: Gun violent pots four Nilens
Trekker7474: *Nile lions
The Squid3188: Guns, violence, pot, fornicatin' lions...
Trekker7474: Guns, violins, pasta, fornicatin' Lions
The Squid3188: Nuns, violins, pasta, forty cajun lions
Trekker7474: Nuns violate past of forty Cajun Lions!
The Squid3188: Nuns violate past of forty cagin' lions
Trekker7474: Nuns viol ate past of forty cagin' lions
The Squid3188: Nun's viola ain't pissed at forty cages of lions
Trekker7474: Nun's viola ain't pissed at forty cases of loins
Trekker7474: Nun's viola ain't passed up, for tea, cases of loins
The Squid3188: No One's viola ain't past Stepford tea, in case of lines
Trekker7474: No one's viola ain't past Stepford tea, on cost of loans
Trekker7474: No one's viola ain't past Stepford tea, or cast of "Loans!"
The Squid3188: No one viola can pass Stepford tea, or the cast of "Loons!"
Trekker7474: No one's viola can pass for Stepford tea, or the cast of "Loons!"
The Squid3188: Noon's viola can pass for Stephanie in the cast of "Loons!"
The Squid3188: Noon's viola can pause for Stephanie and the cast of "Loons!"
Trekker7474: I think this is as good as it's gonna get
Trekker7474: post it somewhere
The Squid3188: no, it's not over
The Squid3188: at least make it Nan's viola
Trekker7474: Nan's viola pan caused fire on the cast of "Loons!"
Trekker7474: drat, forgot about Stephanie
The Squid3188: Nan's viola pan caused fire on Stephanie and the cast of "Loons!"
Trekker7474: Nan's viola pan caused fear in Stephanie and the cast of "Loons!"
The Squid3188: Nan's vial of pins caused fear in Stephanie and the cast of "Loons!"
Trekker7474: Nan's "vile of pain" caused fear in Stephanie and the cast of "Loons!"
The Squid3188: Nan's "vile of pain" caused fear of Stephanie in the cast of "Loons!"
Trekker7474: now I feel like the guy who wanted to close the patent office in the 1910's
Trekker7474: post it, though
Trekker7474: ok, I will
The Squid3188 signed off at 7:56:20 PM.
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Something about Tetris? ~Triangle and Robert

Patrick Shaughnessy has done something silly. Here is an excerpt:

[begin excerpt]
The reward for defeating the ape is the opportunity to fight the ape anew. It is unclear if Mario is consciously aware of this; it may be that he has realized it, but buried the thought so that he could fight unburdened by it. The downfall of the villain does not restore the natural order, rather it is the natural order that the villain be eternally risen up and brought down.
[end excerpt]

If you enjoy silly things, please feel free to click the silly link.

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This has to kind of be like how Superman feels.~Acid Zen Wonder Paint

So I've had an interesting week. A lot of things have happened. Sophia loves me, making me considerably less crazy for loving her. English continues to suck, but I wrote a funny poem, which will be posted on Untitled as soon as I find it. It's about Thomas sneezing. I also started writing my Self-Centered Guide to Being Awesome. Thursday was cool, there was choir. This could have been Wednesday, I don't remember. I just remember going to see the show choirs at LN. They were awesome, and Nate no longer looks weird while dancing. Then, on Friday, I played Dungeons and Dragons, which was lots of fun. My soul was separated from my body by a deck of cards. There has to be some symbolism in this. Working for my dad sucked because we sold a grand total of eleven items. I alleviated the depression caused by this by going to Sophia's show at Mud Creek, which was hilarious. However, my level of fatigue caused me to change some lines in my head, turning one flower into a whale, and another into a lizard. This was very amusing to a tired person. Sadly, I had to go back to that economical sink-hole that was my father's booth at the Conner Gun show on Sunday, but this was redeemed with Wonder Falls Con, which was fun and had a pleasant level of Sophia. I'm glad she doesn't hate me anymore. After the Con, which isn't really a Con, I mean, it's niether a convention nor a bad thing , but anyway, afterward, Jonah and I walked back to his house and did nothing much. Desparate housewives are funny. I think they're gonna cut the supermodel one because she's not desparate anymore. Then I went home. I began to write a badly organized compendium post about what happened durring the week...

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Cybernetic Celery XII

I found a Cyborg name generator, so I'm doing one for each of us on Compendium.

JONAH: Journeying Obedient Nocturnal Assassination Humanoid
NATHAN: Networked Android Trained for Hazardous Assassination and Nullification
MARTEN: Mechanical Android Responsible for Troubleshooting and Efficient Nullification
MICHAEL: Mechanical Intelligent Construct Hardwired for Assassination and Efficient Learning
THOMAS: Transforming Humanoid Optimized for Mathematics and Accurate Sabotage
SOPHIA: Synthetic Organism Programmed for Hazardous Infiltration and Assassination
PAUL: Positronic Artificial Utility Lifeform
ERIN: Electronic Robotic Infiltration Neohuman
RACHEL: Robotic Artificial Calculation and Hazardous Exploration Lifeform

Pretty cool, huh?

We can be together forever if you let me eat your brains!

Plank me! ~Sluggy Freelance

So, today made up for all the stress of the past two weeks. First, I get an unexpected act of love at school. That's a valentine-ish kinda thing that LC Players does durring SRT, I got cookies. I feel kind of guilty for not sending one, actually. Then, gas problems tried to bring me down, but I went to Chamber Singers Live at LN, and got to see Kaylee! I hadn't realized how much I missed her, it was great. Then, when Nathan, Jonah and I went to steak&shake after the concert to enjoy a rootbeer float in good company, we were randomly called over by a table of three girls as we were leaving. We introduced, and they asked about the twins' shirts, cuz they were wearing choir shirts. When they explained, they asked us to sing, and we did! It was great! Now, I am in posession of a steak&shake paper hat with a girls phone number on it.

We can be together forever if you let me eat your brains!

Isn't Cloning Neat?~Sluggy Freelance

It would be worse if there were a lot of me, I don't want multiple personalities. Two's enough.

GAH! PLAY! DOOM! TECH PROBLEMS! DOOM! LOTS AND LOTS OF DOOM!

I've started a post on society's pants, it probably wont end up very plot-filling, but I will explain what the plane is, and that will lead into what the agency actually does, kind of. I have to do it little by little, because of very short computer sessions, and other things I need to do.

Second place in the Shakespeare contest! I rock! I wish I got the $100 for first, but I lost to Christin Neary, so it's okay.

I'm done. Come see the show if you want.

Oh, and I posted something mildly interesting on Untitled.

We can be together forever if you let me eat your brains!

This damn door sticks, This damn door sticks, It sticks no matter what the hell I do, It says Pull and indeed I am pulling...

Perhaps it should instead be marked "push?"

I've just finished rereading Maskerade. I recommend that everyone who has recently seen Phantom of the Opera do the same. It's so much more funny than I remembered, because I didn't get all of the little jokes and references. For example, when Christine says "Father always told me he'd send a pixie to help me! And now I think that pixie is you!!"
Or Granny's little bit of introspection: He'd moved like music, like someone dancing to a rhythm inside his head. And his face for a moment in the moonlight was the skull of an angel...

Head on over to my LJ. I've updated it twice very recently with funness.

We can be together forever if you let me eat your brains!