Click, it's kind of amusing even if you aren't familiar with both Pooh and the villain from Final Fantasy VII. I remember when the first Kingdom Hearts came out. It took me forever to get over the fact that you were fighting alongside Goofy and Donald Duck. The game turned out to be pretty good. If I ever have time to play video games again, I'll borrow the sequel from Kiel.
In the mean time, my lightsaber parts came in today. If I had driven today, I'd skip Integrated chem/phys and start work on it. I can see the box sitting on my porch, just waiting to be opened. I spent last night disassembling my master replica saber for conversion, a project I'll work on alongside building the Comstocks' sabers. All that should be done by my birthday, guys.
I miss everyone. I only ever see Michael anymore, and that's only every other day. The class I look forward to most is Algebra II because of Michael and Missy. Everything else has lost all meaning. English sucks because of a student teacher who should stick with teaching middle schoolers, and everything else sucks because it always has.
Lord, with out you, we are butt dust.
31 March 2006
25 March 2006
20 March 2006
Meatballs
So, two new letters today. The first was my acceptance letter to Drew, with my merit-based scholarship offer. The second was the final financial aid statement from Wooster.
It was, shall we say, quite a bit more than I expected. The way things stand now, I could go to Wooster three times for what Hanover is still charging me, and ten times for what Drew is.
So now I actually have three options. And the best one financially is no longer the one I'm in love with. So I have a monumental decision to make.
This morning, Hanover was all but a done deal. Now I have no idea where I'll end up. And I'm a little freaked out.
There's still the scholarship competition stuff from Hanover, and the need-based aid from Drew, which may level the playing field. Everyone else here is excited. I'm just plain scared.
Lord, with out you, we are butt dust.
It was, shall we say, quite a bit more than I expected. The way things stand now, I could go to Wooster three times for what Hanover is still charging me, and ten times for what Drew is.
So now I actually have three options. And the best one financially is no longer the one I'm in love with. So I have a monumental decision to make.
This morning, Hanover was all but a done deal. Now I have no idea where I'll end up. And I'm a little freaked out.
There's still the scholarship competition stuff from Hanover, and the need-based aid from Drew, which may level the playing field. Everyone else here is excited. I'm just plain scared.
Lord, with out you, we are butt dust.
"--and so he said,"Rectum? I darn near killed 'im!"
I just wanted to show off the new template, inspired by a small child's outcry durring an ill-fated church service. "Lord, without you, we are but dust"--- "Mommy! What's butt dust?"
Oh, and we're coming up on 1,000 posts. We should have a party. And make fun of the sushi girls.
Lord, without you, we are butt dust.
Oh, and we're coming up on 1,000 posts. We should have a party. And make fun of the sushi girls.
Lord, without you, we are butt dust.
19 March 2006
Peanut Butter Crackers
My new title scheme is the last thing I ate before posting (unless that thing has already been a title.)
Now it's time for Good News/Bad News! The topic: My trip to Hanover.
Good News: Hanover was fun, and amazing, and I invented a new word for it: Fumazing
Bad News: The two-hour drive there was less than fumazing, mostly due to my mother and Led Zeppelin. But she was enjoying herself so much, I didn't have the heart to tell her to turn it off.
Good News: The Tempest was incredible. Ariel's singing, Trinculo and Stephano's secret handshake, the lovestruck couple - it was all perfect. Caliban was great and reminded me of Gollum.
Bad News: Fumazing is actually a pretty stupid word.
Good News: My host, Kirk was incredibly friendly and helpful and generally awesome. After the show we watched Ninja Turtles and ate Pizza in Kirk's dorm with about 11 similarly awesome people. Kirk's R.A., Steve, offered to sleep on the floor of Kirk's room so I could have his bed.
Bad News: I left my pillow in Steve's bed.
Good News: The interview and writing sample went well.
Bad News: I may have given the interviewer the impression that I took recreational drugs.
Good News: I got to see Erin!
Bad News: I didn't get to see Bethany or Whitney.
Good News: The theatre audition and interview went amazingly well.
Bad News: The Music audition went about as badly as it could possibly go. In the very likely event I go to Hanover, I intend to avoid the fine arts building like the plague. That is how badly I embarrassed myself.
Good News: I met an incredibly attractive prospective student who also wants to major in history and minor in theatre and who likes Jasper Fforde and 80's Rock.
Bad News: She's probably not going to Hanover.
Good News: There was no Led Zeppelin on the ride home.
Bad News: I had to go into three Mexican Restaurants looking for Jonah and Saralyn on the way home.
Good News: When I got home, I found my acceptance letter from Wooster, along with a $14,000 merit scholarship offer.
Bad News (for Wooster): By then I had pretty much already decided to go to Hanover.
So all in all I'd call the trip a resounding success. I'm 95% sure this secluded little dome is wear I want to spend the next four years of my life. With a little luck, I should be able to do that for less than $10,000. I'll no by April 1st.
"Judi Dench took my eye out in a bar fight."
Now it's time for Good News/Bad News! The topic: My trip to Hanover.
Good News: Hanover was fun, and amazing, and I invented a new word for it: Fumazing
Bad News: The two-hour drive there was less than fumazing, mostly due to my mother and Led Zeppelin. But she was enjoying herself so much, I didn't have the heart to tell her to turn it off.
Good News: The Tempest was incredible. Ariel's singing, Trinculo and Stephano's secret handshake, the lovestruck couple - it was all perfect. Caliban was great and reminded me of Gollum.
Bad News: Fumazing is actually a pretty stupid word.
Good News: My host, Kirk was incredibly friendly and helpful and generally awesome. After the show we watched Ninja Turtles and ate Pizza in Kirk's dorm with about 11 similarly awesome people. Kirk's R.A., Steve, offered to sleep on the floor of Kirk's room so I could have his bed.
Bad News: I left my pillow in Steve's bed.
Good News: The interview and writing sample went well.
Bad News: I may have given the interviewer the impression that I took recreational drugs.
Good News: I got to see Erin!
Bad News: I didn't get to see Bethany or Whitney.
Good News: The theatre audition and interview went amazingly well.
Bad News: The Music audition went about as badly as it could possibly go. In the very likely event I go to Hanover, I intend to avoid the fine arts building like the plague. That is how badly I embarrassed myself.
Good News: I met an incredibly attractive prospective student who also wants to major in history and minor in theatre and who likes Jasper Fforde and 80's Rock.
Bad News: She's probably not going to Hanover.
Good News: There was no Led Zeppelin on the ride home.
Bad News: I had to go into three Mexican Restaurants looking for Jonah and Saralyn on the way home.
Good News: When I got home, I found my acceptance letter from Wooster, along with a $14,000 merit scholarship offer.
Bad News (for Wooster): By then I had pretty much already decided to go to Hanover.
So all in all I'd call the trip a resounding success. I'm 95% sure this secluded little dome is wear I want to spend the next four years of my life. With a little luck, I should be able to do that for less than $10,000. I'll no by April 1st.
"Judi Dench took my eye out in a bar fight."
16 March 2006
I wanted to explode in the vacuum of space.
ARG! My family never tells me anything. Apparantly, we're going skiing in Colorado over spring break. I do not want to go. I do not like vacations. Vacations are things where siblings whine and parents are grumpy and no relaxation occurs. All I wanted to do for spring break is relax, catch up on some personal projects, maybe actually start construction on one of the lightsabers, and make up the work hours I lost for Central Sound. As it is, I'll probably lose my job; only the first two people who got to April were allowed to take spring break off. I do not know the consequences of changing this. Ah, I'm so burnt out. I'm tired of doing things. asdlkjt,ca.;asdatio.ciorgkjwioetsdknmv.a,3w3qjplgn;qwiy3yho
"Judi Dench took my eye out in a bar fight."
"Judi Dench took my eye out in a bar fight."
Have I been watching too much Stargate?
I think my Grandmother is preparing to Ascend.
I was talking to her today, and wondering what it must be like for her, and it occured to me that if what was happening to her looked anything like what it looked from from the outside from the inside, even an optimist like my Grandmother couldn't be as cheerful as she remains. I keep getting the feeling she knows something we don't. .
What if as she loses touch with this world, she's already getting in touch with another, some kind of spirit world to complex for us to comprehend? It's probably crazy, but to me at least it makes a bizzare kind of sense. She's on a journey, an adventure - but part of her is still in our world. It must be strange.
"Judi Dench took my eye out in a bar fight."
I was talking to her today, and wondering what it must be like for her, and it occured to me that if what was happening to her looked anything like what it looked from from the outside from the inside, even an optimist like my Grandmother couldn't be as cheerful as she remains. I keep getting the feeling she knows something we don't. .
What if as she loses touch with this world, she's already getting in touch with another, some kind of spirit world to complex for us to comprehend? It's probably crazy, but to me at least it makes a bizzare kind of sense. She's on a journey, an adventure - but part of her is still in our world. It must be strange.
"Judi Dench took my eye out in a bar fight."
13 March 2006
I can't shake hands, I'm incorporeal
I've decided not to link today, just to bother Michael. It's not really that funny, anyway, and has no real bearing on anything I'm saying here. Not that my titles ever do. I tried to start writing about Palpatine today, and I've got this cool intro concept in my head, but I just can't get that first sentence down. I should probably work on my other story before I do anything else, but I just don't have the discipline to finish something like this right now. Hell, I don't know what I'm doing with anything. I guess it's senioritis or something.
Central Sound didn't make finals at state. It was the dumbest thing ever. The sound guys were idiots, and the mics didn't work for the first couple groups, including us, so we got comments like "Couldn't hear you." Well, maybe if the damn mics were working. Anyway, everyone was shocked, and half the choir was crying. I was silent until dinner. Dinner was excelent. Some of us started singing the show, and we just did the whole thing, choreography and all in the Atrium at Ball State. This escalated to us marching and dancing all over the place, cheering for sweets (who did make finals, and got third) and having a generally good time. We lost in the crappiest way possible, but we also lost in the best way possible. Everyone's still worked up over it, myself included, but we performed that day. North Central was very sympathetic, and very pissed that they didn't get to compete with us. Said they won for us.
HORRIGAN MUST DIE! We're doing a movie montage for Variety Pops, and she keeps changing it because "it doesn't make sense." Variety Pops is on Friday. I swear, the woman is not a teacher. She depends on the inspiration and creativity of her students, and when she kills that, it's kind of pathetic.
If you're not the enemy of my enemy then you are not my friend!
Central Sound didn't make finals at state. It was the dumbest thing ever. The sound guys were idiots, and the mics didn't work for the first couple groups, including us, so we got comments like "Couldn't hear you." Well, maybe if the damn mics were working. Anyway, everyone was shocked, and half the choir was crying. I was silent until dinner. Dinner was excelent. Some of us started singing the show, and we just did the whole thing, choreography and all in the Atrium at Ball State. This escalated to us marching and dancing all over the place, cheering for sweets (who did make finals, and got third) and having a generally good time. We lost in the crappiest way possible, but we also lost in the best way possible. Everyone's still worked up over it, myself included, but we performed that day. North Central was very sympathetic, and very pissed that they didn't get to compete with us. Said they won for us.
HORRIGAN MUST DIE! We're doing a movie montage for Variety Pops, and she keeps changing it because "it doesn't make sense." Variety Pops is on Friday. I swear, the woman is not a teacher. She depends on the inspiration and creativity of her students, and when she kills that, it's kind of pathetic.
If you're not the enemy of my enemy then you are not my friend!
06 March 2006
Oscarblog 2006: "You know what? I think it just got a little easier out here for a pimp."
So, I didn't realize until about 3/4 of the show that my chat thing was deleting the chat as it went along, so I don't have the very beginning of Oscarblog. Fortunately, my hero Thomas was able to copy and paste it from his entrance and email it to me. I edited it down, making it ten pages shorter. Here are the highlights of Oscarblog 2006.
Jon Stewart's opening monologue was funny, as was Ben Stiller being "invisible." Also, it was funny when the orchestra killed Tom Hanks. At this point, I remember that I said, "The orchestra killed Tom Hanks." We join Oscarblog just as Reese Witherspoon is presenting Best Animated Something. She is smirky. At this point, Jonah and Nathan are somewhat behind the rest of the world due to the magic of TiVo.
LuckEdc: oh, shut up, Reese. Like you're not going to be standing up there later.
ewings73: Reese pff.
ewings73: that movie looks wierd
ewings73: Corpse Bride!
LuckEdc: unless Felicity is up there instead of you.
ewings73: that movie was so good
The Squid3188: Clooney gave a good speech
ewings73: he did, it's true
LuckEdc: yeah
ewings73: boo! wallace and grommit!
ewings73: oops
LuckEdc: Wallace and Gromit just won best animated whatever
ewings73: I definintley can't spell
ewings73: boo
The Squid3188: hey, that was a good movie
ewings73: corpse bride
The Squid3188: I actually saw it
Trekker7474: we're at the Tom Hanks thing now
ewings73: I havent
LuckEdc: i didnt see any of those
ewings73: I saw corpse bride
ewings73: haha
ewings73: bow ties
ewings73: ok
LuckEdc: heee! they gave Oscar a bowtie
ewings73: I'm happy they won, just for the bow ties
LuckEdc: I love them now
ewings73: me too!
ewings73: heehee
ewings73: it'll be the new thign to do
ewings73: accessorize your Oscar
ewings73: to match your outfit
LuckEdc: that would rock
ewings73: like, a string of pearls or something
ewings73: you know
LuckEdc: give him a little pirate patch
ewings73: yes!
ewings73: even better
ewings73: bandanna
LuckEdc: this is a brilliant idea. we should market this.
Dolly Parton sings a song.
ewings73: I'm so confused as to what this song is about. I just hear :travelling" a lot as well as "Jesus"
LuckEdc: I'm not listening to the song
The Squid3188: I can't elieve So long and thanks for all the fish wasn't nominated
ewings73: snap!
ewings73: you're right!
ewings73: Hitchhiker's Guide gets shafted a lot
LuckEdc: My mom just called and we talked about Keira's dress and general awesomeness.
Trekker7474: one more commercial break and we'll be caught up
LuckEdc: w00t
ewings73: she is awesome
ewings73: I lvoe Kiera
LuckEdc: we all do.
ewings73: "so much self hatred from such a pretty girl!" "I know, I think it's a Brit thing"
LuckEdc: okay, Keira doesn't love Keira, maybe.
LuckEdc: but i think secretly she does.
LuckEdc: at night she comes home, sits back and thinks, "Yep. It's good to be me."
The Squid3188: quite possibly
Saralyn joins the chat. A duck and a chicken with the voice of Zach Braff present something, I don't remember what.
ewings73: ducks don't get pants!
alphagroupie84: is that some sort of inalienable rule?
ewings73: that was the funniest thing EVER
LuckEdc: yes, Zach Braff's voice
alphagroupie84: like, in the duck-creating constitution?
LuckEdc: must be
Jennifer Aniston presents Best Costuming.
LuckEdc: Hi, Jennifer Aniston!
ewings73: she's pretty
LuckEdc: she is. and has a pretty necklace on.
ewings73: yes
ewings73: I think so
ewings73: ooh! costumes
alphagroupie84: wonder how much that necklace cost
LuckEdc: a frillion dollars
alphagroupie84: frillion
alphagroupie84: lol
The Squid3188: when animated character is on the stage, what does the live audience see?
alphagroupie84: they prolly have to look at the monitors
LuckEdc: P&P!
alphagroupie84: like the alien from twilight zone was saying
LuckEdc: nothing. yeah, look at monitors
LuckEdc: Colleen Atwood just won Costumes for Geisha
alphagroupie84: quite
alphagroupie84: did anyone actually see that movie?
The Squid3188: you don't have to totally spoil us for no reason
alphagroupie84: hahaha
alphagroupie84: i laugh
LuckEdc: just letting you know where we are
alphagroupie84: purely b/c the reason you're behind is that you have tivo
LuckEdc: i mean, i know you were on the edge of your seat about costumes
alphagroupie84: i know i was
The Squid3188: most of us didn't see most of the movies truth be told
alphagroupie84: bah
alphagroupie84: oh well
alphagroupie84: ok
alphagroupie84: i didn't either
LuckEdc: me neither
alphagroupie84: what is he introducing?
alphagroupie84: and who the crap is selena?
The Squid3188: and Costumes was just announced
The Squid3188: but I didn't care, because Erin spoiled it for me
The Squid3188: :'(
Will Ferrell and Steve Carrel present Best Makeup. Revenge of the Sith is robbed!
Tofig36: will ferrel lol
alphagroupie84: it's quite humorous
LuckEdc: no, we're on ferrel and carrel presenting makeup
alphagroupie84: sucks that you can't see, huh?
Trekker7474: we're caught up
The Squid3188: same here
ewings73: haha, they look silly
The Squid3188: ha!
LuckEdc: are you caught up?
alphagroupie84: i honestly thought tumnus was kinda a babe
LuckEdc: i did too
LuckEdc: i think we all did
alphagroupie84: yes!
ewings73: ROTS!
The Squid3188: I didn't
alphagroupie84: sorry
LuckEdc: hee, for fuglifying palpy
Trekker7474: yay
The Squid3188: something at least
Tofig36: hee for the word huglify
Tofig36: fuglify*
The Squid3188: but SW didn't win
alphagroupie84: nope
alphagroupie84: sad face
LuckEdc: but narnia did
alphagroupie84: i think they prolly should have
Trekker7474: Narnia was good, but Star Wars had better make-up
LuckEdc: that's true
alphagroupie84: i didn't think narnia was incredibly crazy amazing
The Squid3188: that girl is brandishing her oscar like a weapon
LuckEdc: they just had to make a faun. they didn't have to make a sith or twi'leks or anything
LuckEdc: and burninated ani.
Recap of the Nerd Oscars
The Squid3188: the nerd oscars!
Trekker7474: yay
Trekker7474: nerd awards
ewings73: yay!
ewings73: who did nerd oscars this year?
Trekker7474: who's she?
Tofig36: her hair cut is attrocious
ewings73: Rachel McAddams
The Squid3188: wow, they didn't even get a good beautiful woman
ewings73: so it is
LuckEdc: yeah, it is
alphagroupie84: what is she from?
ewings73: what??
ewings73: Rachel is gorgeuse
ewings73: and Canadian
LuckEdc: her hair is not though
ewings73: she's from Mean Girls, Wedding Crashers, the NOtebook
alphagroupie84: ooh right
alphagroupie84: notebook
ewings73: I heart Rachel
LuckEdc: i mean, her hair is probably canadian
LuckEdc: but not gorgeous.
ewings73: her notebook hair is the best
alphagroupie84: ?
The Squid3188: but she's boring and not big-name, like Jennifer Garner
ewings73: she is gorgeuse when not wearing bad hair
Best Supporting Actress
alphagroupie84: i think heath and his costar lady are married now
LuckEdc: hee! "You didn't go up there to fish."
ewings73: are they?
LuckEdc: they definitely have a baby
LuckEdc: i dont know if they're married yet or not
LuckEdc: and unsurprisingly rachel weisz wins
The Squid3188: unsurprising?
alphagroupie84: well, having a baby is hollywood married
LuckEdc: everyone knew she was going to win
LuckEdc: she's won everything up till now
ewings73: yeah
alphagroupie84: black seems to be in this year
ewings73: yes, it is
ewings73: darker colours
ewings73: I heart Kiera's dress
The Squid3188: Ben Stiller notwithstanding
LuckEdc: does anybody else think that music they're playing in the background sounds like star wars? listen to it next time
alphagroupie84: lol
LuckEdc: Keira's dress is gorgeous. As are her hair, makeup, jewelry, and face.
The Squid3188: but now that we're at now, we have to sit through commercials
ewings73: yes
alphagroupie84: awww
alphagroupie84: poor baby!
LuckEdc: yeah, suffer with the rest of us
alphagroupie84: welcome to the plebian life
ewings73: hahaha
Best Actress smear campaign is shown and we react oh so eloquently.
LuckEdc: "Judi Dench took my eye out in a bar fight."
ewings73: silly
The Squid3188: lol! the eyepatch
alphagroupie84: lol
alphagroupie84: that was hilarious
Trekker7474: lol!
ewings73: Smith-smythe-smith
alphagroupie84: lol
Best Documentary, and a song from Crash is performed. With fire!
LuckEdc: "Pimp: sort of like an agent with a better hat."
alphagroupie84: why does he have a starry background?
LuckEdc: because he is talking about Something Very Serious.
alphagroupie84: OH
alphagroupie84: of course
alphagroupie84: should have known
The Squid3188: zzzz
Trekker7474: Erin can pronounce Capital letters like no one else
Trekker7474: I can hear it when she types them
LuckEdc: You're sleeping while they're talking about Sudan, Rwanda, and Hiroshima? You' may be going to hell now, Jonah.
alphagroupie84: i concur
LuckEdc: hee! thank you
alphagroupie84: hellion
alphagroupie84: on a highway to hell
alphagroupie84: i hate her dress shoulder thing
alphagroupie84: otherwise, passable
Trekker7474: that was funny
The Squid3188: I'm sorry, but the documentaries I haven't seen about depressing things didn't keep me on the edge of my seat
LuckEdc: ooh! Penguins. You'd better not sleep though the penguins
Trekker7474: ugh
Trekker7474: hair
LuckEdc: what IS that shoulder thing?
alphagroupie84: i love penguins
The Squid3188: well, if there are penguins
alphagroupie84: a tumor
LuckEdc: where outside of an 80s prom does that looke good?
LuckEdc: YAY PENGUINS!
LuckEdc: I actually saw that one!
alphagroupie84: i doubt it even looked good at that prom
Trekker7474: they have penguins
Trekker7474: and they're french
alphagroupie84: two good things in combination
alphagroupie84: AND a short speech
alphagroupie84: praise a deity
LuckEdc: The camera guy is like, "Put it on Freeman! A guy we can understand!"
LuckEdc: BWAH!
Trekker7474: I love french people
The Squid3188: hee hee
LuckEdc: They just called Lopez a versatile actress.
LuckEdc: Best joke of the night.
alphagroupie84: teehee
alphagroupie84: whoa, what happened to her?
Trekker7474: which part?
alphagroupie84: she should have appeared in the makeup presentation
Trekker7474: the versatile, or the actress?
LuckEdc: Both, especially put together.
The Squid3188: at least Beyonce isn't singing everything this year
LuckEdc: true
alphagroupie84: so why is the stage on fire?
LuckEdc: they're going to set the kodak theater on fire.
alphagroupie84: teehee
alphagroupie84: i giggle
alphagroupie84: like, that fire looks unchecked
alphagroupie84: someone's going to die
alphagroupie84: like the winners who make long speeches
The Squid3188: they're getting really desperate to keep it uner time
LuckEdc: ha! exactly.
Just when it seems safe, I come to an important realization.
LuckEdc: wow, they managed not to set anybody on fire
alphagroupie84: impressive
alphagroupie84: magic o' hollywood
The Squid3188: that we saw
LuckEdc: good point
LuckEdc: crap. i just realized. i'm going to have to do the oscarblog post, aren't i.
Trekker7474: yup
The Squid3188: yes
LuckEdc: sigh.
Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves present something.
Trekker7474: an amazing actress and
Trekker7474: I can't even call him an actor
LuckEdc: me neither. at least not with a straight face.
Trekker7474: good thing Sandra's doing the talking
LuckEdc: he gave it to her to read. like, "Here, Sandra. We all known I might just mess it up."
The Squid3188: wow, she hardly let Keanu do anything
alphagroupie84: lol
alphagroupie84: keanu's too pretty to talk
alphagroupie84: think ken doll
Trekker7474: how old is she?
LuckEdc: sandra? like 39...?
The Squid3188: Geisha is sweeping the awards no one cares about
LuckEdc: Whoooo!
Samuel L. Jackson presents another montage. Chaos ensues.
LuckEdc: MACE!
Trekker7474: yay purple?
Trekker7474: snakes on a plane
Trekker7474: that's what he'll be remembered for
Trekker7474: mark my words
LuckEdc: "What's it about?" "It's about snakes on a plane, muthafucka!" "Yeah, break that shit down!"
alphagroupie84: i love dustin hoffman
The Squid3188: I'm so confused
alphagroupie84: and diane keaton
Trekker7474: what is this a montage of?
LuckEdc: They Call Me Mister Tibbs!
alphagroupie84: i have no idea
Somebody says something about DVDs and Salma Hayek introduces an auditory montage of scores.
The Squid3188: "in every culture" pan to Asian people
alphagroupie84: lol
LuckEdc: if you do a hilarious outtake, i bet you say, "I bet that's gonna look great on the DVD."
alphagroupie84: i know i woiuld
alphagroupie84: would*
The Squid3188: or a really bad scene
alphagroupie84: what is this guy talking about?
alphagroupie84: capote looks bored
LuckEdc: New Orleans. That guy always looks bored.
alphagroupie84: he's so cool, though
LuckEdc: Her other half, Penelope Cruz, could not be here tonight?
alphagroupie84: ooh nice dress
LuckEdc: nice hair too
alphagroupie84: non sarchasm
alphagroupie84: lol
Trekker7474: I love her accent
The Squid3188: they both annoy my OCD
alphagroupie84: that's the gap between the one being sarcastic and those who don't get it
alphagroupie84: poor baby
The Squid3188: no symmetry
alphagroupie84: ?
Afterward, Brokeback wins Score. The composer has a kid named Don Juan.
LuckEdc: John Williams saying, "Way to play the hell out of my music, Itzak!"
alphagroupie84: lol
alphagroupie84: wow he's a busy guy
The Squid3188: I give it to Geisha
alphagroupie84: me 2
alphagroupie84: what?
alphagroupie84: i disagree
alphagroupie84: vehemently
The Squid3188: darn
LuckEdc: no, because people kind of care about that category, so geisha can't win
The Squid3188: ah
LuckEdc: or if people dont care, the sweep is over
The Squid3188: so we'll say they care
LuckEdc: he has a kid named Don Juan?
LuckEdc: for real?
Jonah and Saralyn leave. Gyllenhal presents Return of the Montage
Tofig36: So what's everyone's opinion on glylenhall
LuckEdc: eee, he said Star Wars
Tofig36: gay/bi/straight
LuckEdc: i think straight
Trekker7474: he's going places
Tofig36: i think straight
LuckEdc: Hero Montage!
Trekker7474: yay West Side Story!
LuckEdc: Unless it's just a Montage of Random
Tofig36: I think so
LuckEdc: oh, epics, i think
Tofig36: yay star wars
LuckEdc: and i think they just showed titanic and the poseidon adventure back to back
LuckEdc: Yay Star Wars!
Jessica Alba and Eric Bana present. Marten joins us.
Trekker7474: boobs!
LuckEdc: well, it can be practically like you're watching as we speak about it
Pinball Jedi 42: that doesn't sound like nate
LuckEdc: see? if you were watching, you'd be seeing boobs.
Pinball Jedi 42: it sounds like michael
Trekker7474: it's me
LuckEdc: yeah, it does. nate, do you have michael there?
Trekker7474: that's the response that dress creates naturally in men
Pinball Jedi 42: ah
Trekker7474: I was translating for her dress
LuckEdc: currently, Jessica Alba and Eric Bana (dreamysigh) are presenting something
LuckEdc: and King Kong won
Trekker7474: assisted by Jessica Alba's boobs
LuckEdc: her dress is pretty
Tomlin and Streep awesomely give Robert Altman a special Oscar.
LuckEdc: now Lily Tomlin and Most Nominated Actor in Oscar History Meryl Streep are doing a special award
LuckEdc: they are funny
LuckEdc: and Meryl Streep is the Meryl Streep of acting
LuckEdc: and whatever they're presenting, it's to Robert Altman
Trekker7474: funny
LuckEdc: hee!
Pinball Jedi 42: I'm not going to actually say anything unless my parents change the channel
Pinball Jedi 42: until then, I'm working on another dialogue
LuckEdc: i wonder how much they rehearsed this
Trekker7474: Meryl Streep looks good for her age
LuckEdc: yeah, she does
LuckEdc: she doesnt usually wear something that pretty, i dont think
Tofig36: at once
LuckEdc: awesome
LuckEdc: and the Pity Oscar goes to Robert Altman.
Trekker7474: too many montages!
Tofig36: Silly Nathan, there's no such thing as too many montages!
LuckEdc: well, they have to do one to go with the pity oscar.
LuckEdc: I want to see the montage of montages.
LuckEdc: he's shamelessly plugging eveything he's doing
Later...
Trekker7474: Is this a commercial or a montage?
Trekker7474: I've lost track
LuckEdc: a commercial
That pimp song is performed and wins Best Song. The Sound Editing smear campaign commences.
LuckEdc: wow, Ludacris has a real name.
LuckEdc: I love that a song called "It's hard out here for a pimp" is nominated for an Oscar.
LuckEdc: i kind of want to mute it, though.
LuckEdc: what shiny outfits those hookers have
Trekker7474: yeah
LuckEdc: she's not really saying "shit," is she?
LuckEdc: it sounds kind of like she is
LuckEdc: It is our queen, Latifah.
Trekker7474: she's awesome
LuckEdc: yes, she is
Trekker7474: I can't believe "So Long
Trekker7474: .." wasn't nominated
Trekker7474: wow
LuckEdc: only three songs were nominated?
LuckEdc: yeah. wow.
LuckEdc: "So Long" definitely should have been nominated.
LuckEdc: and beaten... this.
Trekker7474: And won
Trekker7474: this is hilarious
LuckEdc: I cannot understand them.
Pinball Jedi 42: did the pimp song win?
LuckEdc: heh, they just had to bleep them
LuckEdc: It did.
Trekker7474: yes
Pinball Jedi 42: that is excelent
Trekker7474: lol
LuckEdc: The winners then made an unintelligible speech
LuckEdc: Jon Stewart is speechless.
Pinball Jedi 42: I totaly put that down on my LCP thing just because it's silly
Pinball Jedi 42: well, thats probably because he didnt win
Pinball Jedi 42: you only get a speech if you win
LuckEdc: he's the host
LuckEdc: there was keira, briefly
Trekker7474: she really does have nice cheek bones
LuckEdc: ha! oh, the fierce competition over sound editing.
Trekker7474: lol
LuckEdc: touched with god dust.
LuckEdc: lol! "paid for by Wylie Stateman's mother"
Ziyi Zhang presents.
Trekker7474: and again I say, hot!
Trekker7474: and now she speaks english
LuckEdc: yeah, she has really improved
Trekker7474: so she can host
Trekker7474: I mean present
Trekker7474: only funny people host
Trekker7474: hot people present
Best Actor is won, Thomas saves the day by copy/pasting, and Nathan departs.
LuckEdc: hey, this is an award we care about!
LuckEdc: this is Actor!
Trekker7474: it is
Trekker7474: there it is again
Trekker7474: you can hear the capitol letter
LuckEdc: Wow, Hoffman won
LuckEdc: wow, he had to do that voice all the time
Pinball Jedi 42: yay capote, I think I voted that one too
Trekker7474: I gotta go to bed
Trekker7474: it's been great
LuckEdc: g'night Nate
Trekker7474: I'd like to thank Erin
Tofig36: night Nate
LuckEdc: Thomas, did you ever know that you're my hero?
Trekker7474: and Jonah, and Evie
Tofig36: am I?
LuckEdc: yes you are
Trekker7474: and Thomas, and Marten, and Jennifer garner and Zhang
Pinball Jedi 42: wha?
LuckEdc: Nathan's thanking people
Pinball Jedi 42: oh
Cinematography and Reese Witherspoon, Oscar Winner
LuckEdc: oh my goodness, Geisha won something people kind of care about
Pinball Jedi 42: adapted screenplay?
LuckEdc: i think cinematography
Pinball Jedi 42: o
Pinball Jedi 42: I cant remember what I voted for there
LuckEdc: okay, here comes Actress.
LuckEdc: KEIRA!
LuckEdc: i wish she could win
LuckEdc: and she knows not to applaud for herself. good girl.
LuckEdc: yeah, Reese won.
LuckEdc: oh, yes you did. you thought you were going to be up there all night.
Pinball Jedi 42: reese is so wacky
Tofig36: Reese witherspoon? Oscar?
Tofig36: i don't understand
Pinball Jedi 42: she's gonna get played off
Tofig36: i never thought i'd see the day
Pinball Jedi 42: cue orchestra now
Pinball Jedi 42: STOP TALKING
LuckEdc: Yeah, she is now Oscar Winner Reese Witherspoon
Tofig36: that sentence.....
Tofig36: i never thought i'd see it
Pinball Jedi 42: it makes me want to give up my acting career
Tofig36: lol
LuckEdc: lets be fair, none of us saw Walk the Line. She might be good.
Pinball Jedi 42: meh
Pinball Jedi 42: only in the eyes of Fish
LuckEdc: they were just playing Music of the Night
LuckEdc: why was the orchestra just playing Music of the Night?
LuckEdc: that was last year, guys!
Pinball Jedi 42: why not?
LuckEdc: i dunno, it was just random
LuckEdc: I wish Felicity won. I like her and she gives good speeches.
LuckEdc: aaaaand they've officially run over time.
LuckEdc: i think.
Ang Lee wins Best Director. Crash wins Best Film and Marten is the only person in the world who is not surprised.
LuckEdc: Oh, Ang Lee. I wish I knew how to quit you, too.
Pinball Jedi 42: yay! they changed back again
LuckEdc: ask them to keep it there. it's almost over
Pinball Jedi 42: I think they will
Pinball Jedi 42: dad's just reading now
LuckEdc: why does jack nicholson wear sunglasses all the time?
LuckEdc: heh.
Pinball Jedi 42: sensitive eyes
LuckEdc: "Capoté."
Pinball Jedi 42: he's part vampire, you know
Pinball Jedi 42: lol
LuckEdc: OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
LuckEdc: CRASH WON?
LuckEdc: HUGE upset!
Pinball Jedi 42: of course
Pinball Jedi 42: is that sarcasm?
LuckEdc: Everybody I knew of said Brokeback was going to win
Pinball Jedi 42: bah
Pinball Jedi 42: that just because of brokeback's hype
Pinball Jedi 42: crash was an actual art show
Pinball Jedi 42: brokeback was really just a gay cowboy movie
LuckEdc: yes, but pretty much everybody said it was going to win
Pinball Jedi 42: we're past the point in history where homosexuality is culture shock
LuckEdc: they played the people off
Pinball Jedi 42: its just a humorous device now
LuckEdc: and i think that woman thanked both her husband and her wife
Pinball Jedi 42: lol
Pinball Jedi 42: I didn't catch that
LuckEdc: tell that to the people who wont let them get married
LuckEdc: my redneck relatives were culture shocked
Pinball Jedi 42: the people who wont let them get married probably don't watch a lot of popular television
Pinball Jedi 42: or movies
LuckEdc: "Stop talking about That Gay Cowboy Movie!" they said
Pinball Jedi 42: lol
Pinball Jedi 42: So anyway, Guthrie watched it
LuckEdc: watched what?
Pinball Jedi 42: and she was all like, "Wow. That movie was really gay."
LuckEdc: lol
Pinball Jedi 42: it was a funny story, cuz she was there with her friend, and they were the only two people of the same sex who were not gay
Pinball Jedi 42: and throughout the movie Guthrie would giggle and say things like "this is so gay"
LuckEdc: hee!
LuckEdc: aw, he almost said "Good night, and good luck."
LuckEdc: i now want to see a movie called "Good Night, And Get Home Safe."
LuckEdc: okay, time to wrap this up.
Pinball Jedi 42: hee
Pinball Jedi 42: I like the Space Odessey music
Pinball Jedi 42: it reminds the first track on pirate saga prt 3
Pinball Jedi 42: I'm going to sleep now
LuckEdc: I would like to thank Jonah, Nathan, Thomas, Evie, Saralyn, and Marten. Also the Academy, Jon Stewart, the Space Odyssey Music, Pimps, Keira Knightley's General Awesomeness, and my Mom.
LuckEdc: Good night, and good luck.
Fin.
"Judi Dench took my eye out in a bar fight."
Jon Stewart's opening monologue was funny, as was Ben Stiller being "invisible." Also, it was funny when the orchestra killed Tom Hanks. At this point, I remember that I said, "The orchestra killed Tom Hanks." We join Oscarblog just as Reese Witherspoon is presenting Best Animated Something. She is smirky. At this point, Jonah and Nathan are somewhat behind the rest of the world due to the magic of TiVo.
LuckEdc: oh, shut up, Reese. Like you're not going to be standing up there later.
ewings73: Reese pff.
ewings73: that movie looks wierd
ewings73: Corpse Bride!
LuckEdc: unless Felicity is up there instead of you.
ewings73: that movie was so good
The Squid3188: Clooney gave a good speech
ewings73: he did, it's true
LuckEdc: yeah
ewings73: boo! wallace and grommit!
ewings73: oops
LuckEdc: Wallace and Gromit just won best animated whatever
ewings73: I definintley can't spell
ewings73: boo
The Squid3188: hey, that was a good movie
ewings73: corpse bride
The Squid3188: I actually saw it
Trekker7474: we're at the Tom Hanks thing now
ewings73: I havent
LuckEdc: i didnt see any of those
ewings73: I saw corpse bride
ewings73: haha
ewings73: bow ties
ewings73: ok
LuckEdc: heee! they gave Oscar a bowtie
ewings73: I'm happy they won, just for the bow ties
LuckEdc: I love them now
ewings73: me too!
ewings73: heehee
ewings73: it'll be the new thign to do
ewings73: accessorize your Oscar
ewings73: to match your outfit
LuckEdc: that would rock
ewings73: like, a string of pearls or something
ewings73: you know
LuckEdc: give him a little pirate patch
ewings73: yes!
ewings73: even better
ewings73: bandanna
LuckEdc: this is a brilliant idea. we should market this.
Dolly Parton sings a song.
ewings73: I'm so confused as to what this song is about. I just hear :travelling" a lot as well as "Jesus"
LuckEdc: I'm not listening to the song
The Squid3188: I can't elieve So long and thanks for all the fish wasn't nominated
ewings73: snap!
ewings73: you're right!
ewings73: Hitchhiker's Guide gets shafted a lot
LuckEdc: My mom just called and we talked about Keira's dress and general awesomeness.
Trekker7474: one more commercial break and we'll be caught up
LuckEdc: w00t
ewings73: she is awesome
ewings73: I lvoe Kiera
LuckEdc: we all do.
ewings73: "so much self hatred from such a pretty girl!" "I know, I think it's a Brit thing"
LuckEdc: okay, Keira doesn't love Keira, maybe.
LuckEdc: but i think secretly she does.
LuckEdc: at night she comes home, sits back and thinks, "Yep. It's good to be me."
The Squid3188: quite possibly
Saralyn joins the chat. A duck and a chicken with the voice of Zach Braff present something, I don't remember what.
ewings73: ducks don't get pants!
alphagroupie84: is that some sort of inalienable rule?
ewings73: that was the funniest thing EVER
LuckEdc: yes, Zach Braff's voice
alphagroupie84: like, in the duck-creating constitution?
LuckEdc: must be
Jennifer Aniston presents Best Costuming.
LuckEdc: Hi, Jennifer Aniston!
ewings73: she's pretty
LuckEdc: she is. and has a pretty necklace on.
ewings73: yes
ewings73: I think so
ewings73: ooh! costumes
alphagroupie84: wonder how much that necklace cost
LuckEdc: a frillion dollars
alphagroupie84: frillion
alphagroupie84: lol
The Squid3188: when animated character is on the stage, what does the live audience see?
alphagroupie84: they prolly have to look at the monitors
LuckEdc: P&P!
alphagroupie84: like the alien from twilight zone was saying
LuckEdc: nothing. yeah, look at monitors
LuckEdc: Colleen Atwood just won Costumes for Geisha
alphagroupie84: quite
alphagroupie84: did anyone actually see that movie?
The Squid3188: you don't have to totally spoil us for no reason
alphagroupie84: hahaha
alphagroupie84: i laugh
LuckEdc: just letting you know where we are
alphagroupie84: purely b/c the reason you're behind is that you have tivo
LuckEdc: i mean, i know you were on the edge of your seat about costumes
alphagroupie84: i know i was
The Squid3188: most of us didn't see most of the movies truth be told
alphagroupie84: bah
alphagroupie84: oh well
alphagroupie84: ok
alphagroupie84: i didn't either
LuckEdc: me neither
alphagroupie84: what is he introducing?
alphagroupie84: and who the crap is selena?
The Squid3188: and Costumes was just announced
The Squid3188: but I didn't care, because Erin spoiled it for me
The Squid3188: :'(
Will Ferrell and Steve Carrel present Best Makeup. Revenge of the Sith is robbed!
Tofig36: will ferrel lol
alphagroupie84: it's quite humorous
LuckEdc: no, we're on ferrel and carrel presenting makeup
alphagroupie84: sucks that you can't see, huh?
Trekker7474: we're caught up
The Squid3188: same here
ewings73: haha, they look silly
The Squid3188: ha!
LuckEdc: are you caught up?
alphagroupie84: i honestly thought tumnus was kinda a babe
LuckEdc: i did too
LuckEdc: i think we all did
alphagroupie84: yes!
ewings73: ROTS!
The Squid3188: I didn't
alphagroupie84: sorry
LuckEdc: hee, for fuglifying palpy
Trekker7474: yay
The Squid3188: something at least
Tofig36: hee for the word huglify
Tofig36: fuglify*
The Squid3188: but SW didn't win
alphagroupie84: nope
alphagroupie84: sad face
LuckEdc: but narnia did
alphagroupie84: i think they prolly should have
Trekker7474: Narnia was good, but Star Wars had better make-up
LuckEdc: that's true
alphagroupie84: i didn't think narnia was incredibly crazy amazing
The Squid3188: that girl is brandishing her oscar like a weapon
LuckEdc: they just had to make a faun. they didn't have to make a sith or twi'leks or anything
LuckEdc: and burninated ani.
Recap of the Nerd Oscars
The Squid3188: the nerd oscars!
Trekker7474: yay
Trekker7474: nerd awards
ewings73: yay!
ewings73: who did nerd oscars this year?
Trekker7474: who's she?
Tofig36: her hair cut is attrocious
ewings73: Rachel McAddams
The Squid3188: wow, they didn't even get a good beautiful woman
ewings73: so it is
LuckEdc: yeah, it is
alphagroupie84: what is she from?
ewings73: what??
ewings73: Rachel is gorgeuse
ewings73: and Canadian
LuckEdc: her hair is not though
ewings73: she's from Mean Girls, Wedding Crashers, the NOtebook
alphagroupie84: ooh right
alphagroupie84: notebook
ewings73: I heart Rachel
LuckEdc: i mean, her hair is probably canadian
LuckEdc: but not gorgeous.
ewings73: her notebook hair is the best
alphagroupie84: ?
The Squid3188: but she's boring and not big-name, like Jennifer Garner
ewings73: she is gorgeuse when not wearing bad hair
Best Supporting Actress
alphagroupie84: i think heath and his costar lady are married now
LuckEdc: hee! "You didn't go up there to fish."
ewings73: are they?
LuckEdc: they definitely have a baby
LuckEdc: i dont know if they're married yet or not
LuckEdc: and unsurprisingly rachel weisz wins
The Squid3188: unsurprising?
alphagroupie84: well, having a baby is hollywood married
LuckEdc: everyone knew she was going to win
LuckEdc: she's won everything up till now
ewings73: yeah
alphagroupie84: black seems to be in this year
ewings73: yes, it is
ewings73: darker colours
ewings73: I heart Kiera's dress
The Squid3188: Ben Stiller notwithstanding
LuckEdc: does anybody else think that music they're playing in the background sounds like star wars? listen to it next time
alphagroupie84: lol
LuckEdc: Keira's dress is gorgeous. As are her hair, makeup, jewelry, and face.
The Squid3188: but now that we're at now, we have to sit through commercials
ewings73: yes
alphagroupie84: awww
alphagroupie84: poor baby!
LuckEdc: yeah, suffer with the rest of us
alphagroupie84: welcome to the plebian life
ewings73: hahaha
Best Actress smear campaign is shown and we react oh so eloquently.
LuckEdc: "Judi Dench took my eye out in a bar fight."
ewings73: silly
The Squid3188: lol! the eyepatch
alphagroupie84: lol
alphagroupie84: that was hilarious
Trekker7474: lol!
ewings73: Smith-smythe-smith
alphagroupie84: lol
Best Documentary, and a song from Crash is performed. With fire!
LuckEdc: "Pimp: sort of like an agent with a better hat."
alphagroupie84: why does he have a starry background?
LuckEdc: because he is talking about Something Very Serious.
alphagroupie84: OH
alphagroupie84: of course
alphagroupie84: should have known
The Squid3188: zzzz
Trekker7474: Erin can pronounce Capital letters like no one else
Trekker7474: I can hear it when she types them
LuckEdc: You're sleeping while they're talking about Sudan, Rwanda, and Hiroshima? You' may be going to hell now, Jonah.
alphagroupie84: i concur
LuckEdc: hee! thank you
alphagroupie84: hellion
alphagroupie84: on a highway to hell
alphagroupie84: i hate her dress shoulder thing
alphagroupie84: otherwise, passable
Trekker7474: that was funny
The Squid3188: I'm sorry, but the documentaries I haven't seen about depressing things didn't keep me on the edge of my seat
LuckEdc: ooh! Penguins. You'd better not sleep though the penguins
Trekker7474: ugh
Trekker7474: hair
LuckEdc: what IS that shoulder thing?
alphagroupie84: i love penguins
The Squid3188: well, if there are penguins
alphagroupie84: a tumor
LuckEdc: where outside of an 80s prom does that looke good?
LuckEdc: YAY PENGUINS!
LuckEdc: I actually saw that one!
alphagroupie84: i doubt it even looked good at that prom
Trekker7474: they have penguins
Trekker7474: and they're french
alphagroupie84: two good things in combination
alphagroupie84: AND a short speech
alphagroupie84: praise a deity
LuckEdc: The camera guy is like, "Put it on Freeman! A guy we can understand!"
LuckEdc: BWAH!
Trekker7474: I love french people
The Squid3188: hee hee
LuckEdc: They just called Lopez a versatile actress.
LuckEdc: Best joke of the night.
alphagroupie84: teehee
alphagroupie84: whoa, what happened to her?
Trekker7474: which part?
alphagroupie84: she should have appeared in the makeup presentation
Trekker7474: the versatile, or the actress?
LuckEdc: Both, especially put together.
The Squid3188: at least Beyonce isn't singing everything this year
LuckEdc: true
alphagroupie84: so why is the stage on fire?
LuckEdc: they're going to set the kodak theater on fire.
alphagroupie84: teehee
alphagroupie84: i giggle
alphagroupie84: like, that fire looks unchecked
alphagroupie84: someone's going to die
alphagroupie84: like the winners who make long speeches
The Squid3188: they're getting really desperate to keep it uner time
LuckEdc: ha! exactly.
Just when it seems safe, I come to an important realization.
LuckEdc: wow, they managed not to set anybody on fire
alphagroupie84: impressive
alphagroupie84: magic o' hollywood
The Squid3188: that we saw
LuckEdc: good point
LuckEdc: crap. i just realized. i'm going to have to do the oscarblog post, aren't i.
Trekker7474: yup
The Squid3188: yes
LuckEdc: sigh.
Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves present something.
Trekker7474: an amazing actress and
Trekker7474: I can't even call him an actor
LuckEdc: me neither. at least not with a straight face.
Trekker7474: good thing Sandra's doing the talking
LuckEdc: he gave it to her to read. like, "Here, Sandra. We all known I might just mess it up."
The Squid3188: wow, she hardly let Keanu do anything
alphagroupie84: lol
alphagroupie84: keanu's too pretty to talk
alphagroupie84: think ken doll
Trekker7474: how old is she?
LuckEdc: sandra? like 39...?
The Squid3188: Geisha is sweeping the awards no one cares about
LuckEdc: Whoooo!
Samuel L. Jackson presents another montage. Chaos ensues.
LuckEdc: MACE!
Trekker7474: yay purple?
Trekker7474: snakes on a plane
Trekker7474: that's what he'll be remembered for
Trekker7474: mark my words
LuckEdc: "What's it about?" "It's about snakes on a plane, muthafucka!" "Yeah, break that shit down!"
alphagroupie84: i love dustin hoffman
The Squid3188: I'm so confused
alphagroupie84: and diane keaton
Trekker7474: what is this a montage of?
LuckEdc: They Call Me Mister Tibbs!
alphagroupie84: i have no idea
Somebody says something about DVDs and Salma Hayek introduces an auditory montage of scores.
The Squid3188: "in every culture" pan to Asian people
alphagroupie84: lol
LuckEdc: if you do a hilarious outtake, i bet you say, "I bet that's gonna look great on the DVD."
alphagroupie84: i know i woiuld
alphagroupie84: would*
The Squid3188: or a really bad scene
alphagroupie84: what is this guy talking about?
alphagroupie84: capote looks bored
LuckEdc: New Orleans. That guy always looks bored.
alphagroupie84: he's so cool, though
LuckEdc: Her other half, Penelope Cruz, could not be here tonight?
alphagroupie84: ooh nice dress
LuckEdc: nice hair too
alphagroupie84: non sarchasm
alphagroupie84: lol
Trekker7474: I love her accent
The Squid3188: they both annoy my OCD
alphagroupie84: that's the gap between the one being sarcastic and those who don't get it
alphagroupie84: poor baby
The Squid3188: no symmetry
alphagroupie84: ?
Afterward, Brokeback wins Score. The composer has a kid named Don Juan.
LuckEdc: John Williams saying, "Way to play the hell out of my music, Itzak!"
alphagroupie84: lol
alphagroupie84: wow he's a busy guy
The Squid3188: I give it to Geisha
alphagroupie84: me 2
alphagroupie84: what?
alphagroupie84: i disagree
alphagroupie84: vehemently
The Squid3188: darn
LuckEdc: no, because people kind of care about that category, so geisha can't win
The Squid3188: ah
LuckEdc: or if people dont care, the sweep is over
The Squid3188: so we'll say they care
LuckEdc: he has a kid named Don Juan?
LuckEdc: for real?
Jonah and Saralyn leave. Gyllenhal presents Return of the Montage
Tofig36: So what's everyone's opinion on glylenhall
LuckEdc: eee, he said Star Wars
Tofig36: gay/bi/straight
LuckEdc: i think straight
Trekker7474: he's going places
Tofig36: i think straight
LuckEdc: Hero Montage!
Trekker7474: yay West Side Story!
LuckEdc: Unless it's just a Montage of Random
Tofig36: I think so
LuckEdc: oh, epics, i think
Tofig36: yay star wars
LuckEdc: and i think they just showed titanic and the poseidon adventure back to back
LuckEdc: Yay Star Wars!
Jessica Alba and Eric Bana present. Marten joins us.
Trekker7474: boobs!
LuckEdc: well, it can be practically like you're watching as we speak about it
Pinball Jedi 42: that doesn't sound like nate
LuckEdc: see? if you were watching, you'd be seeing boobs.
Pinball Jedi 42: it sounds like michael
Trekker7474: it's me
LuckEdc: yeah, it does. nate, do you have michael there?
Trekker7474: that's the response that dress creates naturally in men
Pinball Jedi 42: ah
Trekker7474: I was translating for her dress
LuckEdc: currently, Jessica Alba and Eric Bana (dreamysigh) are presenting something
LuckEdc: and King Kong won
Trekker7474: assisted by Jessica Alba's boobs
LuckEdc: her dress is pretty
Tomlin and Streep awesomely give Robert Altman a special Oscar.
LuckEdc: now Lily Tomlin and Most Nominated Actor in Oscar History Meryl Streep are doing a special award
LuckEdc: they are funny
LuckEdc: and Meryl Streep is the Meryl Streep of acting
LuckEdc: and whatever they're presenting, it's to Robert Altman
Trekker7474: funny
LuckEdc: hee!
Pinball Jedi 42: I'm not going to actually say anything unless my parents change the channel
Pinball Jedi 42: until then, I'm working on another dialogue
LuckEdc: i wonder how much they rehearsed this
Trekker7474: Meryl Streep looks good for her age
LuckEdc: yeah, she does
LuckEdc: she doesnt usually wear something that pretty, i dont think
Tofig36: at once
LuckEdc: awesome
LuckEdc: and the Pity Oscar goes to Robert Altman.
Trekker7474: too many montages!
Tofig36: Silly Nathan, there's no such thing as too many montages!
LuckEdc: well, they have to do one to go with the pity oscar.
LuckEdc: I want to see the montage of montages.
LuckEdc: he's shamelessly plugging eveything he's doing
Later...
Trekker7474: Is this a commercial or a montage?
Trekker7474: I've lost track
LuckEdc: a commercial
That pimp song is performed and wins Best Song. The Sound Editing smear campaign commences.
LuckEdc: wow, Ludacris has a real name.
LuckEdc: I love that a song called "It's hard out here for a pimp" is nominated for an Oscar.
LuckEdc: i kind of want to mute it, though.
LuckEdc: what shiny outfits those hookers have
Trekker7474: yeah
LuckEdc: she's not really saying "shit," is she?
LuckEdc: it sounds kind of like she is
LuckEdc: It is our queen, Latifah.
Trekker7474: she's awesome
LuckEdc: yes, she is
Trekker7474: I can't believe "So Long
Trekker7474: .." wasn't nominated
Trekker7474: wow
LuckEdc: only three songs were nominated?
LuckEdc: yeah. wow.
LuckEdc: "So Long" definitely should have been nominated.
LuckEdc: and beaten... this.
Trekker7474: And won
Trekker7474: this is hilarious
LuckEdc: I cannot understand them.
Pinball Jedi 42: did the pimp song win?
LuckEdc: heh, they just had to bleep them
LuckEdc: It did.
Trekker7474: yes
Pinball Jedi 42: that is excelent
Trekker7474: lol
LuckEdc: The winners then made an unintelligible speech
LuckEdc: Jon Stewart is speechless.
Pinball Jedi 42: I totaly put that down on my LCP thing just because it's silly
Pinball Jedi 42: well, thats probably because he didnt win
Pinball Jedi 42: you only get a speech if you win
LuckEdc: he's the host
LuckEdc: there was keira, briefly
Trekker7474: she really does have nice cheek bones
LuckEdc: ha! oh, the fierce competition over sound editing.
Trekker7474: lol
LuckEdc: touched with god dust.
LuckEdc: lol! "paid for by Wylie Stateman's mother"
Ziyi Zhang presents.
Trekker7474: and again I say, hot!
Trekker7474: and now she speaks english
LuckEdc: yeah, she has really improved
Trekker7474: so she can host
Trekker7474: I mean present
Trekker7474: only funny people host
Trekker7474: hot people present
Best Actor is won, Thomas saves the day by copy/pasting, and Nathan departs.
LuckEdc: hey, this is an award we care about!
LuckEdc: this is Actor!
Trekker7474: it is
Trekker7474: there it is again
Trekker7474: you can hear the capitol letter
LuckEdc: Wow, Hoffman won
LuckEdc: wow, he had to do that voice all the time
Pinball Jedi 42: yay capote, I think I voted that one too
Trekker7474: I gotta go to bed
Trekker7474: it's been great
LuckEdc: g'night Nate
Trekker7474: I'd like to thank Erin
Tofig36: night Nate
LuckEdc: Thomas, did you ever know that you're my hero?
Trekker7474: and Jonah, and Evie
Tofig36: am I?
LuckEdc: yes you are
Trekker7474: and Thomas, and Marten, and Jennifer garner and Zhang
Pinball Jedi 42: wha?
LuckEdc: Nathan's thanking people
Pinball Jedi 42: oh
Cinematography and Reese Witherspoon, Oscar Winner
LuckEdc: oh my goodness, Geisha won something people kind of care about
Pinball Jedi 42: adapted screenplay?
LuckEdc: i think cinematography
Pinball Jedi 42: o
Pinball Jedi 42: I cant remember what I voted for there
LuckEdc: okay, here comes Actress.
LuckEdc: KEIRA!
LuckEdc: i wish she could win
LuckEdc: and she knows not to applaud for herself. good girl.
LuckEdc: yeah, Reese won.
LuckEdc: oh, yes you did. you thought you were going to be up there all night.
Pinball Jedi 42: reese is so wacky
Tofig36: Reese witherspoon? Oscar?
Tofig36: i don't understand
Pinball Jedi 42: she's gonna get played off
Tofig36: i never thought i'd see the day
Pinball Jedi 42: cue orchestra now
Pinball Jedi 42: STOP TALKING
LuckEdc: Yeah, she is now Oscar Winner Reese Witherspoon
Tofig36: that sentence.....
Tofig36: i never thought i'd see it
Pinball Jedi 42: it makes me want to give up my acting career
Tofig36: lol
LuckEdc: lets be fair, none of us saw Walk the Line. She might be good.
Pinball Jedi 42: meh
Pinball Jedi 42: only in the eyes of Fish
LuckEdc: they were just playing Music of the Night
LuckEdc: why was the orchestra just playing Music of the Night?
LuckEdc: that was last year, guys!
Pinball Jedi 42: why not?
LuckEdc: i dunno, it was just random
LuckEdc: I wish Felicity won. I like her and she gives good speeches.
LuckEdc: aaaaand they've officially run over time.
LuckEdc: i think.
Ang Lee wins Best Director. Crash wins Best Film and Marten is the only person in the world who is not surprised.
LuckEdc: Oh, Ang Lee. I wish I knew how to quit you, too.
Pinball Jedi 42: yay! they changed back again
LuckEdc: ask them to keep it there. it's almost over
Pinball Jedi 42: I think they will
Pinball Jedi 42: dad's just reading now
LuckEdc: why does jack nicholson wear sunglasses all the time?
LuckEdc: heh.
Pinball Jedi 42: sensitive eyes
LuckEdc: "Capoté."
Pinball Jedi 42: he's part vampire, you know
Pinball Jedi 42: lol
LuckEdc: OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
LuckEdc: CRASH WON?
LuckEdc: HUGE upset!
Pinball Jedi 42: of course
Pinball Jedi 42: is that sarcasm?
LuckEdc: Everybody I knew of said Brokeback was going to win
Pinball Jedi 42: bah
Pinball Jedi 42: that just because of brokeback's hype
Pinball Jedi 42: crash was an actual art show
Pinball Jedi 42: brokeback was really just a gay cowboy movie
LuckEdc: yes, but pretty much everybody said it was going to win
Pinball Jedi 42: we're past the point in history where homosexuality is culture shock
LuckEdc: they played the people off
Pinball Jedi 42: its just a humorous device now
LuckEdc: and i think that woman thanked both her husband and her wife
Pinball Jedi 42: lol
Pinball Jedi 42: I didn't catch that
LuckEdc: tell that to the people who wont let them get married
LuckEdc: my redneck relatives were culture shocked
Pinball Jedi 42: the people who wont let them get married probably don't watch a lot of popular television
Pinball Jedi 42: or movies
LuckEdc: "Stop talking about That Gay Cowboy Movie!" they said
Pinball Jedi 42: lol
Pinball Jedi 42: So anyway, Guthrie watched it
LuckEdc: watched what?
Pinball Jedi 42: and she was all like, "Wow. That movie was really gay."
LuckEdc: lol
Pinball Jedi 42: it was a funny story, cuz she was there with her friend, and they were the only two people of the same sex who were not gay
Pinball Jedi 42: and throughout the movie Guthrie would giggle and say things like "this is so gay"
LuckEdc: hee!
LuckEdc: aw, he almost said "Good night, and good luck."
LuckEdc: i now want to see a movie called "Good Night, And Get Home Safe."
LuckEdc: okay, time to wrap this up.
Pinball Jedi 42: hee
Pinball Jedi 42: I like the Space Odessey music
Pinball Jedi 42: it reminds the first track on pirate saga prt 3
Pinball Jedi 42: I'm going to sleep now
LuckEdc: I would like to thank Jonah, Nathan, Thomas, Evie, Saralyn, and Marten. Also the Academy, Jon Stewart, the Space Odyssey Music, Pimps, Keira Knightley's General Awesomeness, and my Mom.
LuckEdc: Good night, and good luck.
Fin.
"Judi Dench took my eye out in a bar fight."
05 March 2006
No, you fool! Bring out the Comedy Sheep!
Just updating to say that 1) the Murder Mystery was both happy and sad; it was, in fact, disastrous, but Marten held up his end and was good. 2)I have updated Pants. 3) I... think... that the general consensus was that I can keep updating Notebook if I want, so I have. I'm going to do it on more of a regular basis now; I'm thinking something every weekend. Would that work okay for everyone?
"When all around is strife and uncertainty, there's nothing better than a good old-fashioned plate of sardines."
"When all around is strife and uncertainty, there's nothing better than a good old-fashioned plate of sardines."
02 March 2006
"Calix, The Pirate King"
That would so be a shout out if I still had a beard and liked to throw axes.
It's very likely that the murder mystery will be a disaster, so I encourage everyone to come. It'll be a fun disaster, with food and prizes.
Lightsaber is up on Untitled, for those of you interested.
"When all around is strife and uncertainty, there's nothing better than a good old-fashioned plate of sardines."
It's very likely that the murder mystery will be a disaster, so I encourage everyone to come. It'll be a fun disaster, with food and prizes.
Lightsaber is up on Untitled, for those of you interested.
"When all around is strife and uncertainty, there's nothing better than a good old-fashioned plate of sardines."
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